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[VIDEO] Episode 3: In which there is too much information

Jun 18, 2010 18:05

[Today's awkward moment is sponsored by Doctor Bhamba featuring "nervously pacing back and forth in front of the camera while wearing nothing but an open lab coat and briefs ( Read more... )

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[video of BWAHAHAHAHA] presto_presto June 19 2010, 02:00:17 UTC

[Bhamba's abandoned clothes are still strewn on the floor of Cohen's room, and the mime man himself is in the middle of the screen wearing a cat-that-got-the-cream expression.]

Of course he did~, and he would be welcomed back. I've not met with such remarkable stamina since Mr Finnegan departed for the freezer~.

[1/3] angel_junk June 20 2010, 17:25:54 UTC

Weeeell, what can I say? Hula hoop is a demanding sport and I practice every other- [OHSHI- WAITAMINUTE!]

[2/3] angel_junk June 20 2010, 17:26:11 UTC

[3/3] angel_junk June 20 2010, 17:27:49 UTC

[If Cohen is the cat that got the milk, allow Bhamba to be the deer caught in the headlights, because that's pretty much how he's going to stare at the screen now that it's clicked in his head about who just tuned in there.]

[video that laughs at your pain] presto_presto June 22 2010, 15:22:21 UTC

Oh, don't pretend you're not delighted to see my face, you tireless woodpecker.

[Does Cohen think Bhamba really likes him? Is he just fucking with the man? WHO KNOWS?]

[VIDEO that screams in horror] angel_junk June 22 2010, 15:32:16 UTC

I'm not pretending! I'm sincerely horrified!

[...he said in a sincerely horrified voice, using all his power to mentally handwave, no, handslamaway the nickname woodpecker with all its implications.]

[VIDEO that licks its lips suggestively] presto_presto June 23 2010, 00:07:57 UTC

Why try to conceal your hand when you have already spread your cards like legs across the table~? It's tricky to play the coy scientist now that you've taken much more than just a blood sample.

[VIDEO of FUTURE! BABIES! COMMITMENT! FUTURE! BABIES! COMMITMENT!] angel_junk June 28 2010, 00:14:53 UTC

[He smiles nervously and reaches for his mop, not even daring to approach the screen while the artist's face is on it.

He pokes at the small buttons next to the screen, but his aiming skills under pressure leave something to be desired.]

Off... turn... off.... off...

[VIDEO of IT'S ALL HAPPENING SO FAST... BUT OKAY! I'LL DO IT!] presto_presto June 28 2010, 00:50:50 UTC

[He just! keeps! TALKING!]

I must say, the novelty of being open about one's preferences without being... uninvited to the gathering somehow escaped me at the time; but you must agree, doc~tor, that it was rather... liberating.

[VIDEO OF I'M SO HAPPY, I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!] angel_junk June 28 2010, 01:37:48 UTC

Mhm. Mhm.

[Less listening. More frantic poking for the OFF-button.]

[VIDEO of I CAN'T REMEMBER THE NEXT QUOTE FROM THIS SCENE!] presto_presto June 28 2010, 21:25:52 UTC

This union has been delightful~

[Wait, Cohen's winding down? Well, yeah. Like a kid desperate for the last word, he wants to be the one to turn the feed off.]

We shall have to speak again very soon, woodpecker.

[Flamboyantly, he blows a kiss; then he smiles rakishly and flips off the transmission.]

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