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Fuck Tech parking.
Fuck it in it's whoreliciously gaping asshole.
Fuck it hard.
I just got a ticket... at fucking 10PM... in Harper Lot. For those of you not in the know Harper Lot is in between 4 girls dorms, count 'em, FOUR. I live in one of them. All four of these buildings together, house more than 1000 girls total. Harper Lot, being the most convenient, is the one I choose to park in for a few minutes on Wednesday nights to run in and get my stuff before heading to Monkey's to spend the night.
And there's maybe 75 spots in Harper Lot.
Putting it simply "Waaaaay too fucking few." The only place for me to park tonight was a handicapped spot. I'm sorry, I know it's bad... but everybody has seen that ass at the supermarket that can walk just damn fine that parks there anyway and NEVER gets a ticket. This is the first time I've EVER parked in those spots. EVER. I park there at maybe 10:05 and the ticket is timed at like 10:10, and besides all that, unless I'm mistaken, it's highly unusual for ANYONE to be writing tickets after 5:00, much less at 10.... in Harper Lot.
You know, if the old and infirm were queing up for handicapped spots... maybe I could understand a $25 fine, but I was the only soul in the lot, and I can't very well just leave my car in the middle of the drive [read: Like some other people do, who also don't get tickets].
You know what Badge #W-2, you just made my list. I'm fucking sorry you don't have anything better to do on Wednesday nights than hide in the Harper Building's bushes and wait for people to illegally park, but I do. And the next time I'm looking for a spot.... I'll be sure to park right where your car is, just push bumper to bumper until my car just rolls up on top of yours. Better yet, on top of that bush you're masturbating in.
No shit about they're just doing their job and yada yada.... Just tell me why they don't bother to do their frigging job until I'm the one making a first-time infraction? I would just say fuck your fines LATech but I want my grades... maybe I'll wipe my ass with it first.
You bastards.
Fuck it in it's whoreliciously gaping asshole.
Fuck it hard.
I just got a ticket... at fucking 10PM... in Harper Lot. For those of you not in the know Harper Lot is in between 4 girls dorms, count 'em, FOUR. I live in one of them. All four of these buildings together, house more than 1000 girls total. Harper Lot, being the most convenient, is the one I choose to park in for a few minutes on Wednesday nights to run in and get my stuff before heading to Monkey's to spend the night.
And there's maybe 75 spots in Harper Lot.
Putting it simply "Waaaaay too fucking few." The only place for me to park tonight was a handicapped spot. I'm sorry, I know it's bad... but everybody has seen that ass at the supermarket that can walk just damn fine that parks there anyway and NEVER gets a ticket. This is the first time I've EVER parked in those spots. EVER. I park there at maybe 10:05 and the ticket is timed at like 10:10, and besides all that, unless I'm mistaken, it's highly unusual for ANYONE to be writing tickets after 5:00, much less at 10.... in Harper Lot.
You know, if the old and infirm were queing up for handicapped spots... maybe I could understand a $25 fine, but I was the only soul in the lot, and I can't very well just leave my car in the middle of the drive [read: Like some other people do, who also don't get tickets].
You know what Badge #W-2, you just made my list. I'm fucking sorry you don't have anything better to do on Wednesday nights than hide in the Harper Building's bushes and wait for people to illegally park, but I do. And the next time I'm looking for a spot.... I'll be sure to park right where your car is, just push bumper to bumper until my car just rolls up on top of yours. Better yet, on top of that bush you're masturbating in.
No shit about they're just doing their job and yada yada.... Just tell me why they don't bother to do their frigging job until I'm the one making a first-time infraction? I would just say fuck your fines LATech but I want my grades... maybe I'll wipe my ass with it first.
You bastards.