In a Relationship (But It's Complicated)
A/N: I finally wrote something different! Kind of! It's Gabriel/Castiel for morganoconner and...well, it's crack. Sorry. In my defense, the idea of a fusion between Supernatural and The Avengers wouldn't leave me be. XD
Title: In a Relationship (But It's Complicated)
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or The Avengers. Be very, very thankful. Please don't replicate my silly work without permission. Pop-culture references aren't mine.
Warnings: T for coarse language, implied sexual content, incest, angelcest, uncensored crack and other things.
Other Notes: ~2800w. Avengers fusion. Thor!Castiel/Loki!Gabriel, Captain America!Sam/Iron Man!Dean and mentions of Superman!Michael/Spiderman!Adam. There might be more someday. God spare us all.
Summary: In which homicidal tendencies are simply a staple of the dating process, the terrible younger generation of superheroes are all juvenile delinquents enthralled by their newfangled technology, and love is a more horrible foe than the worst megalomaniac. Also known as, how to tell when your arch-nemesis is courting a member of your superhero team before anyone dies.
( Gabriel's facebook profile pops up. He calls himself the Pizza Man, claims to work in America's leading porn industry and is, no surprise, an anarchist. )
Title: In a Relationship (But It's Complicated)
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or The Avengers. Be very, very thankful. Please don't replicate my silly work without permission. Pop-culture references aren't mine.
Warnings: T for coarse language, implied sexual content, incest, angelcest, uncensored crack and other things.
Other Notes: ~2800w. Avengers fusion. Thor!Castiel/Loki!Gabriel, Captain America!Sam/Iron Man!Dean and mentions of Superman!Michael/Spiderman!Adam. There might be more someday. God spare us all.
Summary: In which homicidal tendencies are simply a staple of the dating process, the terrible younger generation of superheroes are all juvenile delinquents enthralled by their newfangled technology, and love is a more horrible foe than the worst megalomaniac. Also known as, how to tell when your arch-nemesis is courting a member of your superhero team before anyone dies.
( Gabriel's facebook profile pops up. He calls himself the Pizza Man, claims to work in America's leading porn industry and is, no surprise, an anarchist. )