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[angel_crow]

I was feeling kinda left out, 'cause everyone else was remembering stuff, but now I've remembered something too

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[trouser_chimp]

You need money?! I'll give you all of mine, I don't deserve it!

[angel_crow]

Huh? You really don't need any of it?

[trouser_chimp]

A disgusting sinner such as myself doesn't deserve to horde money around, while poor innocent children are left starving! Please forgive my atrocities!

[grabbing the money out of his clothes and all but shoving it at you. sobbing.]

[angel_crow]

Whoa! [He nearly drops the money in surprise.]

Ummm... Lady? Don'tcha need some for yourself, too?

[trouser_chimp]

I have a job, so I will needlessly attain more money... Not that someone as disgusting and wasteful as myself will need it.

[angel_crow]

But if you wasted it all, shouldn't you have a lot less?

[trouser_chimp]

I am also a selfish hoarder! Oh, all the selfish things I do! This money is tainted with my evil! You must cleanse it with your purity, you beautiful and innocent young child!

[angel_crow]

[Confused child is so confused.]

How do you do that?