In which our heroine denounces Valentines day.
All single people must join me in my Valentines ritual of red wine and the cheesiest movies. . . wine for drinking. . . movies to make Loud, obnoxious fun of.
The first movie we laugh at is. .
the notebook. . . just cause it's so good it must suck. . . .
second. . .
Pretty Woman. . (fuck `come on . .)
Then. . . well then typically I'd say "10 things I hate about you". . . but after Heath Leadger and Jake GynlIcantspellhisname. . . well I can't take him seriously in romances. . . .
Ok so it its up to me. . . . its gonna be an Orlando Bloom Marathon. . .burning anything with Kristen Dunst in it. . . Sorry Elizibethtown. . . . MEH DUNST. . . . EAT A SANDWICH!!!
The first movie we laugh at is. .
the notebook. . . just cause it's so good it must suck. . . .
second. . .
Pretty Woman. . (fuck `come on . .)
Then. . . well then typically I'd say "10 things I hate about you". . . but after Heath Leadger and Jake GynlIcantspellhisname. . . well I can't take him seriously in romances. . . .
Ok so it its up to me. . . . its gonna be an Orlando Bloom Marathon. . .burning anything with Kristen Dunst in it. . . Sorry Elizibethtown. . . . MEH DUNST. . . . EAT A SANDWICH!!!