Knockin Boots

[dis_harmony]

So.

Yeah.

I was sorta staring to warm up to this whole human gig. I may not have wanted it, or asked for it, or even DERSERVED it. But that didn't mean I couldn't be good at it. I knew for a fact that I was one kick ass human. I mean, just look at my yearbook!!!! I was on 42% of the pages. How many seniors can say they were that popular, or even

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[big_pile_o_dust]

"Your head looks like the cage that the caretakers forgot at the zoo, and all you have to say is 'Oh'? You can be such a girl."

I sighed. Yeah, this comin' from the bint what liked unicorns, Paris, and pink shit. "Harm, if you wouldn't mind--"

"Okay, so maybe a real girl would actually be a little more concerned with her hair. You so still can be!"

I licked my lips and grinned, shovin' my hands into my jeans pockets on purpose so's they rode a touch lower on my hips and she got a real good view of what she had and what she was missin'. "You sure 'bout that last bit, luv?"

"Now you are gonna do that growly thing with your voice and those, those intendos you like so much and think that's gonna just make me leave..."

Hell, I didn't think, I bloody well knew. "C'mon, Harm... pet... luv... baby..." Oh yeah, this was too much fun. I took one hand and grabbed a lock of her hair, carressin' it slowly before lettin' the strands slip through my fingers. "You don't really want me t'leave..."

"A.S.S.H.O.L.E. And she's so gonna get tired of you, just so you know."

My smirk faded and I screamed t'no one in particular. "Honestly, if Angel's curse came from gypsies, mine must've come from YOU!!!"

"Whatever!"

Fuckin'-wankin'-ruttin'-soddin'-bleedin'-hell!

"Harm," I said, my voice low and dangerous-soundin', "if you don't SHUT THE HELL UP NOW, I'll take your mouth and put it t'good use -- for ME!"

It'd been the only thing she'd actually been any good at anyways.