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As you all know Wakka is a pest. He's evil and has pestered Lulu and countless others to the brink of insanity. Now, why would this bring on such a silly thing as 'The Joys of Burning/Kicking Wakka's 'Balls'' you ask? Well for one, justpeachies and I (angel_aerith) detest him greatly and, in one of our AIM conversations, came up with the idea of spreading the hate all over creation with a site dedicated to torturing Wakka.
But, because there isn't a free hosting site that I like, we'll just have to stick to LJ until I can find a host we can count on.
So without further ado..
The Joys of Kicking/Burning Wakka's 'Balls'
(coming soon or whenever we get some ideas up o__o;;)
Why We Hate Wakka
1.) Wakka annoys us. Period. There's nothing else to say except that he makes us want to kick and bite things while shouting random nursery rhymes.
2.) His hairdo. Seriously, why does his hair resemble the dipped icrecream you get at Dairy Queen? Hmmm? Well, although some people find it attractive most anti-Wakka people are repulsed and disgusted. Me included. The hair needs to buuuuuurrrnnn. >___<
3.) His Besaidian accent annoys the hell out of most people. Especially me as I do not understand why it had to be a Jamaican accent, why not German or French? Ugh.
4.) He doesn't wear a shirt. Have you noticed that? I'm sure you have and because of it we are forced to gaze at the horrific-ness that is his chest. It's just....eeehhhh there are no words. None. ><
5.) His battle weapon is pure crap. I mean, a blitzball?! For heaven's sake what can a BLITZBALL possibly do to an enemy? hmmm? If you were in a real fight and had a rubber ball that you threw at the enemy what do you think the outcome would be?
6.) In the FFX-2 game we find out that he impregnated Lulu. This is an insult to all Lulu fans. Why would they stick her with the village idiot?
Well, that's it for now as I still need to talk to my evil twin for more stuff to write and possibly find a host we can use. ^ ^ If you want to help with this..er...'project' e-mail me at leih@squarespirit.net or tehmonkeh@comcast.net. If you'd like to vent your anger at Wakka or rant about his retarded-ness you can AIM me at Pervy Elven Fan. ^ ^
<3 Leih
(Public post because it is. :P)