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[angel_9_lives]

I FINALLY FOUND THE DAMN THING!

...*cough*

sorry, but I've been looking for this damn thing for the past 3 or 4 years >.<;;

my senior year in high school, my english teacher had us write a parody of a (somewhat?) famous poem (C. Marlowe, "The Passionate Shepherd to His Love") using a modern profession instead of a shepherd, lol.

because of the subject matter, the teacher said she couldn't accept it for a grade, but she liked it so much that she asked if she could still hold on to it and read it to our class, lol.

Assignment: Write a parody of this poem



come be with me
and be my maid,
I can pay you well,
'cause I've got it made.

You'll have great benefits,
and a dental plan,
you won't regret
working for this man.

I'll buy you dresses
and brand new shoes,
all in lovely
shades of blue.

The finest wines,
and expensive cigars
diamonds, pearls
and fast sports cars

You'll like working
under me
Bill Clinton
Head of the Country.

In other news:
we went to the zoo today, and omfg....WHITE TIGERS!! *ish in lub* *_* must post pics...eventually XD;;