[ me? a bitch? surely you jest~ ]

[angel_9_lives]

My letter to the family (written from sis' point of view):

attn dumbfucks:

even if he WAS dating Larry's EX-gf, what the fuck does it matter? Unless LARRY himself says that he's not okay with it, then the rest of you asswipes need to get your head out of my son's ass and worry about what's going on in your own glass fucking house.

but since you guys don't have the balls to address this to the people involved, now I've had to waste time that I could be spending on more enjoyable things (such as watching PAINT DRY or GRASS GROW) to inform you of the TRUTH (not that you'll pay any attention to it, but at least I can say I tried):

NO he is not dating the ex-girlfriend.
NO he is NOT interested in kicking Larry's ass, ESPECIALLY over a chick OVER A HUNDRED MILES AWAY

Now that the truth is out there, here's a free tidbit of advice:
Grow some balls or gtfo of mine and my son's business.

NO LOVE,
Me.

(sorry Archie, I had to steal the 'no love, me' thing:X

edit:
rofl!
Kawanee says (2:27 AM):
Jules says:
ok, your sis definitely gets an F in diplomacy

XDDDD

edit 2:
lmao, sis sent it! *gigglefits*