2 garbage bags
A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two plastic
garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of
the bags and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it
onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20
bills falling out of that bag."
"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see
if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast now," says the cop. "How did you get all
that money? Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady.
"You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of Lambeau
Field. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the
bushes and right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the
bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his
little
thingie through the bushes, I say $20 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the
way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well," says the little old lady, "some guys think I'm bluffing."
garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of
the bags and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it
onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20
bills falling out of that bag."
"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see
if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast now," says the cop. "How did you get all
that money? Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady.
"You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of Lambeau
Field. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the
bushes and right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the
bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his
little
thingie through the bushes, I say $20 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the
way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well," says the little old lady, "some guys think I'm bluffing."