lol corny poem i had to make up for school...
I am a god like no other
I’m even better than my brother.
No women shall withstand
The greatness of my hand.
Look at my body and envy it
For I am the fruit of this land
I’ve got Hera as my goddess
Who is anything but modest.
Any women look at me
And she’ll have envy with the reality.
I am a god like no other
I'm even better than my brother.
No one shall harm this son
For I myself am an army of one!
~Zeus~