December sure snuck up, huh?
Ok, so. I love you all. You know that.
But, considering I am not functional enough lately to even shave my legs (look, it's cold out and that shit takes time, you know?) there is no way I can offer anyone holiday cards or anything of that ilk. I am also, therefore, not submitting my name for any cards because, well, our economy sucks. Save your stamp and saliva! My hairy legs just aren't worth it this year.
I will be in and out sporadically I'm sure, while I try to tend to my dysfunctional...everything.
Just remember I love you. Especially when you start hearing reports of a yeti wandering the outskirts of Philly. Seriously, why bother? Let's just pretend I'm a hippie or something.
But, considering I am not functional enough lately to even shave my legs (look, it's cold out and that shit takes time, you know?) there is no way I can offer anyone holiday cards or anything of that ilk. I am also, therefore, not submitting my name for any cards because, well, our economy sucks. Save your stamp and saliva! My hairy legs just aren't worth it this year.
I will be in and out sporadically I'm sure, while I try to tend to my dysfunctional...everything.
Just remember I love you. Especially when you start hearing reports of a yeti wandering the outskirts of Philly. Seriously, why bother? Let's just pretend I'm a hippie or something.