Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Sunday I punched
badassbuttah in the arm (-10 points). In February I put gum in
jbean81's hair (-12 points). Last Saturday I donated bone marrow to
sweettink81 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In October I helped
chasingangie05 across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (278 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
angel382