Jeff Dunham: "what are you going to do if you get stopped by airport security?"
Achmed the Dead Terrorist: "i'm just going to pop out and say...HELLO!!!! I am Lindsay Lohan!"
ha i love Jeff. yeah im nerd...but you all love it.
update on my crazy life:
~ mike and i signed up for LA fitness last month and we actually like going. i think it might be working. yay for muscles! and trying to get rid of stomach! the trainer guy i had my free fitness assessment with told me basically that i was fat because my body fat % is 29.9 which is very poor...apparently. he said im "knocking on the diabetes door". then he proceeded to tell me how i should eat which would be basically nothing lol. soooo im just going to still eat the foods i like just not as much and cut down on chocolate and soda. that trainer doesnt work there anymore...he prob pissed off too many people by telling them they were fat. i thought trainers were supposed to help you and encourage you, not say well your fat so stop eating the things you like and change everything.
~ i recently got into the habit of buying a smoothie after the gym and it has now officially become my crack. but hey its healthy so im not complaining. its a mixture of cranberries, peach, banana, and peach juice or something like that. its good!
~ denise got transferred from acme! yay! we have a new manager who is silly and likes me so hopefully all will be well. three people at work are like sad because they no longer are protected and get yelled at all the time like everyone else. yay for fairness!
~ mikes graduation was last thurs and he was so cute! yay biz! now because he is done that free class septa told him to take before they hire him is over...hopefully he gets that job now
~ mike got a deadline for when he has to move out of his goddaughter's parents' house- it was sept now its june! but we basically have a place picked out so hopefully everything will work out. its basically right up the street from where we both live now so thats cool...i will be so happy to move out of my moms house and life with someone that actually is happy to see me. yay! and my mom is giving us all of her old furniture so she can buy new stuff so thats all taken care of. :)
~ after summer I i will officially be done college! at least for now once i get a job i might go back if my work pays for it haha. i want to get my masters eventually in like human resources or something
~ i will put my resume up on monster and career builder.com later this week and hope for a call.
~ looking forward to getting the hell out of acme!
~ and finally...starting to plan the wedding which might be in 2010 now unless we can pull off a miracle. which i doubt. but hopefully soon ill have at least some planning started.
thats pretty much it for updates except for the fact that i want to do another rocky show! i miss it. stupid bryn mawr for not letting us back. boo. grr and such.
also, i never could have made it through all this shit without mike. he is my everything and my support for all the hard times. i love him more than anything and im so happy to have someone as amazing as him in my life. it really helps alot. i can't wait til i can call him my husband and we can be together forever. i hope everything works out and i am happy for the most part...just get frustrated at times and i just really want to be done school and get a damn job already! lol. love you BIZ!
<3 Alyson
ha i love Jeff. yeah im nerd...but you all love it.
update on my crazy life:
~ mike and i signed up for LA fitness last month and we actually like going. i think it might be working. yay for muscles! and trying to get rid of stomach! the trainer guy i had my free fitness assessment with told me basically that i was fat because my body fat % is 29.9 which is very poor...apparently. he said im "knocking on the diabetes door". then he proceeded to tell me how i should eat which would be basically nothing lol. soooo im just going to still eat the foods i like just not as much and cut down on chocolate and soda. that trainer doesnt work there anymore...he prob pissed off too many people by telling them they were fat. i thought trainers were supposed to help you and encourage you, not say well your fat so stop eating the things you like and change everything.
~ i recently got into the habit of buying a smoothie after the gym and it has now officially become my crack. but hey its healthy so im not complaining. its a mixture of cranberries, peach, banana, and peach juice or something like that. its good!
~ denise got transferred from acme! yay! we have a new manager who is silly and likes me so hopefully all will be well. three people at work are like sad because they no longer are protected and get yelled at all the time like everyone else. yay for fairness!
~ mikes graduation was last thurs and he was so cute! yay biz! now because he is done that free class septa told him to take before they hire him is over...hopefully he gets that job now
~ mike got a deadline for when he has to move out of his goddaughter's parents' house- it was sept now its june! but we basically have a place picked out so hopefully everything will work out. its basically right up the street from where we both live now so thats cool...i will be so happy to move out of my moms house and life with someone that actually is happy to see me. yay! and my mom is giving us all of her old furniture so she can buy new stuff so thats all taken care of. :)
~ after summer I i will officially be done college! at least for now once i get a job i might go back if my work pays for it haha. i want to get my masters eventually in like human resources or something
~ i will put my resume up on monster and career builder.com later this week and hope for a call.
~ looking forward to getting the hell out of acme!
~ and finally...starting to plan the wedding which might be in 2010 now unless we can pull off a miracle. which i doubt. but hopefully soon ill have at least some planning started.
thats pretty much it for updates except for the fact that i want to do another rocky show! i miss it. stupid bryn mawr for not letting us back. boo. grr and such.
also, i never could have made it through all this shit without mike. he is my everything and my support for all the hard times. i love him more than anything and im so happy to have someone as amazing as him in my life. it really helps alot. i can't wait til i can call him my husband and we can be together forever. i hope everything works out and i am happy for the most part...just get frustrated at times and i just really want to be done school and get a damn job already! lol. love you BIZ!
<3 Alyson