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Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at John's Office party. It was Iesha who spiked the punch with too much Captain Morgans. I can't help it if I drank 13 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like skunk.
I thought it was funny when I put John's Scarf on my head and danced the the electric slide on the couch while singing `boondocks'. I didn't mean to break John's computer and don't know why John would accuse me of armed robbery.
I don't remember calling Andrew's wife a beautiful horse---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and green lipstick!
And when I threw up on Tori's husband's stomach, it was only because I ate too much of that pumpkin pie.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my truck through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a noisy sheep and have me arrested for murder!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all funny and exciting. And I'm really not to blame for any of this smelly stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and sloppily yours,
Jess (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 54 bucks!
http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm
Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at John's Office party. It was Iesha who spiked the punch with too much Captain Morgans. I can't help it if I drank 13 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like skunk.
I thought it was funny when I put John's Scarf on my head and danced the the electric slide on the couch while singing `boondocks'. I didn't mean to break John's computer and don't know why John would accuse me of armed robbery.
I don't remember calling Andrew's wife a beautiful horse---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and green lipstick!
And when I threw up on Tori's husband's stomach, it was only because I ate too much of that pumpkin pie.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my truck through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a noisy sheep and have me arrested for murder!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all funny and exciting. And I'm really not to blame for any of this smelly stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and sloppily yours,
Jess (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 54 bucks!