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MORBID SURVEY
{1} do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?
Actually, probably more than I should....
{2} if you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?
Probably not. Unless i HAD to. Cuz I was gonna die.
{3} if forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?
Hmm...oh man, Morphine, all the way.
{WOULD YOU RATHER BE...}
{4} shot or stabbed?
stabbed
{5} asphixiated or exsanguinated?
Honestly, I'll take the second one. I'd rather be drained of blood than drained of air. Then again, it might hurt.....
{6} drowned or buried alive?
jesus.....as much as it scares the shit outa me because of that one time I did almost drown, drowned.
{7} killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?
blut force trauma, i guess.
{8} poisoned or overdosed?
overdosed....I wouldnt want someone I love to have poisoned me.
{9} killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking at you?
flesh-melting virus.
{12} killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?
well accident, but I think it would be cool to be a murder victim. As sick as that is.
{13} killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?
hitman
{14} killed in a car crash or a plane crash?
car crash
{15} killed in your home or away from home?
away
{16} killed in your sleep or while watching TV?
watching tv!
{17} killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?
Uhm.....someone who knew me, i guess.
{RANDOM...}
{18} what do you want done with your body when you die?
cremate, bitches.
{19} you're forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church - where would you choose?
Well....in some freakin gorgeous valley or something awesome.
{20} what song/s would you want played at your funeral?
Upbeat shit, I want people to remember the good things.
{21} what outfit would you like to be buried in?
My favorite jeans and some shirt, I dunno.
{22} who do you want to give your eulogy?
Chelsea and Richie
{23} any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share?
I want calla lilies. Theyre my favorite flower, and I want them. And there will be sushi there.
{24} would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered but hated?
Uhm, remembered and hated. Because hopefully it will be that displaced hate, that people only have because theyre mad I died.
{25] would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?
die loved. He'll recover, becuase right before I die, I'll tell him to keep ooooon living. lol.
{1} do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?
Actually, probably more than I should....
{2} if you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?
Probably not. Unless i HAD to. Cuz I was gonna die.
{3} if forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?
Hmm...oh man, Morphine, all the way.
{WOULD YOU RATHER BE...}
{4} shot or stabbed?
stabbed
{5} asphixiated or exsanguinated?
Honestly, I'll take the second one. I'd rather be drained of blood than drained of air. Then again, it might hurt.....
{6} drowned or buried alive?
jesus.....as much as it scares the shit outa me because of that one time I did almost drown, drowned.
{7} killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?
blut force trauma, i guess.
{8} poisoned or overdosed?
overdosed....I wouldnt want someone I love to have poisoned me.
{9} killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking at you?
flesh-melting virus.
{12} killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?
well accident, but I think it would be cool to be a murder victim. As sick as that is.
{13} killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?
hitman
{14} killed in a car crash or a plane crash?
car crash
{15} killed in your home or away from home?
away
{16} killed in your sleep or while watching TV?
watching tv!
{17} killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?
Uhm.....someone who knew me, i guess.
{RANDOM...}
{18} what do you want done with your body when you die?
cremate, bitches.
{19} you're forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church - where would you choose?
Well....in some freakin gorgeous valley or something awesome.
{20} what song/s would you want played at your funeral?
Upbeat shit, I want people to remember the good things.
{21} what outfit would you like to be buried in?
My favorite jeans and some shirt, I dunno.
{22} who do you want to give your eulogy?
Chelsea and Richie
{23} any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share?
I want calla lilies. Theyre my favorite flower, and I want them. And there will be sushi there.
{24} would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered but hated?
Uhm, remembered and hated. Because hopefully it will be that displaced hate, that people only have because theyre mad I died.
{25] would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?
die loved. He'll recover, becuase right before I die, I'll tell him to keep ooooon living. lol.