FIC: Kitchen Battle Royale

[angearia]

Title:  Kitchen Battle Royale
Summary:  Slaying demons is the Slayer's gig and she will protect her home with any weapon on hand.  It's just a bonus that Spike gets turned on watching his lady work.
Warnings:  Sexy times, there be.
Rating:  R bordering on NC-17.  Or NC-17 that's not quite R.  Basically, there's naughtiness. ;)
Word Count:  910
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[stormwreath]

Our master plan for sexy kitchen-implement world domination grows closer to fruition! :-)

Though you went more for the sexy than I did. ;-)

[angearia]

As the resident Spuffy in our diabolical team, I felt it was my duty to highlight the sexy and the banter. ;)

(But hey! Technically I skipped the porntastic parts. Just left that up to y'all's dirty minds.)

[gigi_tastic]

kitchen implement world domination? oooohhh tell me more tell more!!!! if i call in the next five miniutes do i get twice as many implements??!?!

[angearia]

Thanks! :D

[penny_lane_42]

WIN.

This is exactly the kind of domesticity I love: snark and demon slaying and teasing and hotness and general Spuffy-ness. LOVE. IT.

And I was hoping that *hussy's tossed-off comment would inspire some fic! I'm glad to see that it has!

*That is the label we settled on, right?

[angearia]

FTW.

I'm glad you liked it! And yes, we decided he was a provocative hussy.

[penny_lane_42]

I guess that this means I have to write one now? Except that stormwreath stole my opening line!

[angearia]

Eeeeeee! *claps* Yes! Writewritewrite!

[moscow_watcher]

Wicked fun!

I finally figured out what a tea cozy was

Poor Buffy, her idea of escapism is very unusual! :)

Queen Bitch of the Perfectly Folded Fitted Sheet

Heee!

[angearia]

Thanks!

"I don't want any trouble. I just want to be alone and quiet in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don't even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one. Instead, I keep getting trouble, which I
am more than willing to share." - Buffy in Anne

;)

[penny_lane_42]

I'd forgotten about that line! It makes the whole thing even more wonderful! Buffy gets a happy ending with Spike and a tea cozy!

[menomegirl]

Love this fic, sweetie. It made me smile and so it made my day.

And LOL I love your mood theme thing for today. That made me smile too. I wish I had an animated icon of that.

[angearia]

Thank you! I'm happy to be spreading the funny. :D

I'm in love with my mood theme. It never fails to amuse me.