Oh Great Cthulu!
Since fucking Santa apparently thinks I've been a bastard this year:
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
In July, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In May, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In October, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In November, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). When the stars were right, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In April, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon silverfrost424 (65 points).
In short, I have been very good (80 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
angaelboi
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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
In July, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In May, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In October, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In November, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). When the stars were right, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In April, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon silverfrost424 (65 points).
In short, I have been very good (80 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
angaelboi
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!