ooc: a documentary special: blonds and tsunderes
THE FIRST
[22:55] I'm imagining like, one of those nature documentary narrators. "Here, in their natural habitat, we have two blonds. These young males have found themselves a dark-haired Saiga- otherwise known as a tsundere -and have drawn him into their 'cuddlepile'."
[22:55] ...y-yes
[22:57] "and now the Saiga begins to customary cuddlepile dance, wherein he at first rejects the idea and then slowly warms up to the blonds' energy"
[22:57] "this is a common trait in these tsunderes, and is present in the majority of their interactions with other creatures"
[22:58] "The motive behind this unique sleeping arrangement is widely debated. Som
e consider it to be a territorial manuever, surrounding and claiming their tsundere much as other creatures defend their mates. However, the primary flaw in this theory is that blonds are communal creatures, often traveling in packs known as harems and loyal to as many as three tsunderes."
THE SECOND
[00:52] <@Mikage> ...Despite the loyalty of blonds, tsunderes are prone to fits wherein they will abandon their harem, leaving them alone in their den- or 'couch'. Observation has shown that this is one of the few times when the remarkable energy of a blond male is subdued. The harem will huddle together, despondent until they recieve some sign of favor from their tsundere. Fortuneatly, they are eager to recover their tsundere and shall pounce upon
[00:52] <@Keiichi> ........omg
[00:53] <@Keiichi> SOCUTE :<
[00:53] * Teito (~pureasice@124.198.156.252) has joined #blondharem
[00:53] :<
[00:53] <@Mikage> :D
[00:53] * @Mikage snuggles Teito <3333
[00:53] <@Keiichi> :DDDDD
[00:53] * @Keiichi POUNCES??
[00:54] gfgklgndlfgb
[00:54] <@Keiichi> (also that last part cut off at "shall pounce upon" Mikage)
[00:54] <@Keiichi> :>>>>>
[00:54] <@Mikage> shall pounce upon him with glee upon sighting. Often, this tackling and stubborn display of affection results in a cuddlepile of forgiveness.
[00:55] <@Keiichi> ...:D
[00:55] * @Keiichi cuddlepiles :)
[00:56] The reason Tsunderes initially abandon these blonds is due to having better things to do than deal with blonds being stupid, usually a result of blonds trying to garner the tsundere's attention, either positively or negatively. Though it can occur when the blonds are actually being stupid, the second most common cause
[00:56] <@Keiichi> "the second most common cause"
[00:57] the first most common is when they try to get the tsunderes attention by acting out, of course
[00:57] <@Keiichi> :<
[00:58] Blonds thrive on attention
[00:58] it is even believed that somehow they use it as a back-up energy source, sans food and water
[00:59] <@Keiichi> Generally the disputes, or "couchings" as they are commonly called, are caused by the tsundere's refusal to see that the blond's way of life is to bestow their affection on tsundere, and that it is not meant in a negative manner |<
[01:00] however, this is just a theory to rationalize why the blonds would purposefully bait the tsundere when clearly they would know how the tsundere would react
[01:00] <@Keiichi> ...Mikage has to do this part, he's the one that teases
[01:00] <@Keiichi> KEIICHI JUST COMPLIMENTS.
[01:01] KEIICHI KNOWS HOW TEITO REACTS TO COMPLIMENTS
[01:01] <@Keiichi> COMPLIMENTS ARE GOOD FOR HIM THOUGH, EVEN IF HE REACTS THAT WAY
[01:01] <@Keiichi> teasing is just for the reaction :<
[01:02] ...keiichi compliments for the reactions too
[01:02] because teito blushing and spazzing is cute
[01:03] <@Keiichi> well yes, but teasing doesn't benefit Teito at all in the end whereas compliments let him know he's LOVED :DDDD
[01:03] <@Keiichi> WELCOME TO BLOND LOGIC
[01:04] ...
[01:04] much study has been done on the blond, though tsundere thought processes often remain confusing or incomprehensible
[01:05] <@Mikage> It should be noted that individual blonds, despite their support of each other, often employ different tactics. One blond may be fairly subdued in their approach, seeming almost complimentary of the blond. Other blonds, while they do of course implement that same technique, are confident enough to "tease". They will intentionally provoke the blond, often by emphasizing the relatively small size of the tsundere- especially that of
[01:05] <@Keiichi> cuts off at "especially that of"
[01:05] * @Keiichi ACTUALLY READS NOW
[01:06] <@Mikage> - especially that of the Saiga breed. It is thought that this "teasing" is meant to strengthen the tsundere, as they gradually become more sociable in larger groups and in interations with other species. They do not fight as often, nor do they hide.
[01:07] :|
[01:07] also you said blond instead of tsundere twice
[01:07] <@Keiichi> Despite their different tactics, the individual blonds of the harem will often work together, employing their own methods, to gain the most beneficial reaction from their tsundere, whatever reaction that might be.
[01:08] <@Mikage> -whoops
[01:08] <@Keiichi> Often, it is that of blushing and becoming flustered-- also known as "spazzing"-- but sometimes the tsundere will respond with affection as well.
[01:10] It should be noted that in a harem there is blatant favoritism, specifically of a 'first' blond wife and a 'second' blond wife, and the like. The tsundere is prone to loyalty to the first blond that they 'mate' with, and though they love the second blond wife, the favoritism remains. This is the reason why many blond harems are devoted to at least three tsundere,
[01:10] so that the favoritism of this crossbreeding is eliminated
[01:12] <@Mikage> This favortism, according to some naturalists, is not determined solely by the tsundere. There is a pecking order established within the harem, incidentally by means similar to those with which they woo their tsundere. The 'first' blond wife is often a Chlorine Blond, a creature capable of provoking blushes and flailing in other blonds.
[01:13] <@Keiichi> ......sob
[01:13] * Teito ...pets keiichi\
[01:13] <@Mikage> ilu Keiichi rly
[01:13] <@Keiichi> ilu2 :<
[01:13] <@Keiichi> OBVIOUSLY, sob
[01:17] Tsunderes remain at the top of the pecking order usuallyn via shouting and agressiveness. This is a warning towards any disobidient blonds, and though tsunderes are often passive, or 'the bottom' in a sexual relationship, the display of dominance usually works to curb the blonds should the tsundere be loud and agressive enough,
[01:17] causing the blonds to immeditely try and 'appease' the so called king of the pecking order.
[01:17] :3
[01:18] <@Keiichi> ...true enough
[01:19] <@Mikage> ...yep
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:<<
[01:20] * Teito (~pureasice@124.198.156.252) Quit (Ping timeout)
[01:20]
DID I MISS ANYTHING
[01:20] * Poteito is now known as Teito
[01:20] * @Keiichi ....pets Teito, our tsundere dictator
[01:20] <@Keiichi> NOPE
[01:21] <@Keiichi> just us agreeing that yeah okay, the blonds can be topped via tsun sometimes
[01:22] |D
[01:23] SOMEONE ELSE DO KMORE NARRATING so I get inspired
[01:26] <@Keiichi> While all members of the harem and the tsundere get their turn at "topping"-- dominance, in layman's terms-- generally the blonds enjoy this priviledge the most, an example of the "height rule" that most creatures follow.
[01:26] <@Keiichi> However, amongst the blonds themselves, the height rule has no value.
[01:26] <@Keiichi> (SOB.)
[01:29] snrrrrk
[01:29] <@Mikage> haha
[01:29] This is due to, as mentioned before, the alpha-blond behavior of teasing and the ability to be able to make even other blonds 'spazz' or 'blush'
[01:32] <@Keiichi> a-alpha blond
[01:34] Most tsunderes do not enjoy topping, as it is against their nature to, much preferring the blond to 'work' at topping them to prove themselves worthy of dominating the tsundere and create an 'equal' partnership. Despite the blonds 'work' at trying to bring the tsundere out of it's shell, this creature is also shy, especially of intimacy, and it can rarely be rid of it's entire shyness, if ever.
[01:34] Scientists theorize this is why the creatures have begun to mate with each other, the tsundere species too shy to mate amongs themselves and the blonds similarly too similar.
THE THIRD
<@Keiichi> Shuri's friend blushes too and he's not even being FRAMED so
<@Teito> also, seeing as TEITO has nosebled at porn before... (though to be fair, teito despite being the main character is the third straightest character after castorn and frau)
<@Teito> ...no wait fourth
<@Teito> Mikage is third
hahahaha
<@Teito> :|b
<@Keiichi> for certain definitions of "straight"
<@Teito> hey I appeciate beautiful women and such :< and get a crush on Maria 9at least that's how I interpreted it)
<@Teito> but yeah gay outweighs the straight even so
<@Keiichi> While tsunderes of the Saiga variety are often weak to the advances of all blonds, they are particularly prone to those of their own sex--
<@Keiichi> I mean
<@Teito> ...
. . .
. . . ping
<@Teito> ......sob
<@Keiichi> HI DEVIT
... gay saiga ping
ALTHOUGH MY SAIGA IS GAY FOR A BRUNETTE also she is not a tsundere though
<@Teito> HOWEVER BLONDS MUST BE EVER ALERT FOR FEMALES AS THEY TEND TO OVERWHELM THE TSUNDERE, WHO RELEASES A NATURAL OHEROMONE ATTRACTING THEM, AND THUS CAN BE SNATCHED AWAY WITH LITTLE TO NO PROTEST
<@Teito> *pheromone even
I like how there's pretty much a whole episode's worth of documentary determined already
<@Keiichi> you should see everything we wrote on the couch
* Matsu imagines Hyuuga doing this horrible Crocodile Hunter bit only it's like BLOND HUNTER
<@Teito> ....we've been having fun with documentary narration in #blondharem for a good hour
trytvbghn Matsu omg
<@Keiichi> ........y-yes
<@Teito> HAHAAHAHA
"Crikey!" *gets hit by Konatsu*
<@Keiichi> HAHAHA
ILU SOB
<@Teito> AND KONATSU IS HIS EXAMPLE OF A BLOND/TSUNDERE CROSSBREED
god he would too sob THIS IS WHY I LOVE HYUUGA
<@Keiichi> KONATSU IS A SPECIAL BLOND THOUGH what teito said
I don't hang in blond harem sob
XD
<@Keiichi> usually only me and Mikage do
<@Keiichi> Teito joined us so we could entertain her
<@Teito> and Capella is also an example, though a young tamer one
<@Teito> :|b
I'm not allowed in couchchan I think although if Hakuren couched me I guess that is where I would go
* @Keiichi A SUBJECT TO HIS TSUNDERE'S WHIMS
<@Teito> pffft
* @Teito claps at keiichi
<@Keiichi> all those couched by tsunderes are allowed in the couch chan
HAHA BEST REWINDOW
God you guys
<@Teito> what |D
I just love you
<@Teito> <3
* @Keiichi drapes on Kinon :> ILU2
...
I take it back!
Hakuren is also a blond tsundere and yet I am his Saiga and also tsundere and it's a STRANGE OCCURENCE
<@Teito> ACTUALLY
<@Teito> TSUNDERES USED TO ONLY MATE WITH TSUNDERES, BUT DUE TO THEIR NATURE HAD TO BRANCH OUT WITH OTHER COMPATIBLE SPECIES
<@Teito> thus not as strange as you think
. . . I feel learned
<@Keiichi> didn't we have an explanation for that in #blondharem
<@Teito> ...god i should just. document the whole documentary
<@Keiichi> Scientists theorize this is why the creatures have begun to mate with each other, the tsundere species too shy to mate amongs themselves and the blonds similarly too similar.
<@Keiichi> THERE, THAT WAS IT.
you need to Teito
<@Teito> WE'RE GOING TO DO MORE TOMORROW WHEN MIKAGE COMES ON so maybe when that's done
Oh oh are you investigating into the nature of Tsunderes
<@Teito> yes, and blonds
<@Keiichi> TSUNDERES AND BLONDS, YES
* Shuri is now known as Kristoph
NICE
AND SO, BETWEEN TSUNDERE AND BLONDS, A SYMBYOTIC RELATIONSHIP EVOLVED.
<@Teito> INDEED
<@Keiichi> :>
It is natural for a species to perhaps be attracted to a mate with traits different from their own. An innate instinct to avoid possible inbreeding, perhaps?
AH, THE SPICE OF LIFE.
<@Keiichi> Tsunderes also have difficulty mating among themselves, as they are often also "prudes"-- when a tsundere is able to overcome this, he or she is then capable of mating with another tsundere. (HI DEVIT)
<@Keiichi> this is why Devit and Hakuren can work and yet both be tsunderes, clearly
Someone needs to mark and tag a wild tsundere for further study
yes we are very different tsunderes
* Namine is now known as Chris^Cleric
* Chris^Cleric shoots and tags Devit with a tracker.
<@Teito> pfft
45drtgbuhnj!!
* @Keiichi compliments Teito to allow the researches to study a tsundere and blond at work
<@Teito> dkfjndkjfnfd .///. >:(
<@Keiichi> socute :>
* Chris^Cleric observes from a very fake plant
<@Teito> overcoming 'prudeness' in a tsundere is considered to be a trait of an alpha tsundere, and perhaps darwinism working at it's best, ensuring that further generations of tsunderes become more confident
Notice that the blond shows affection with great ease.
<@Keiichi> see, Teito, it's good for you when Mikage molests you
<@Keiichi> it's for EVOLUTION
haha, confident Tsunderes.
yes
<@Teito> please look at exhbit A for details on a blond-tsundere cross: (see: Hakuren) though he has tsun, when he so wishes he can become dere and motherly, clear traits of a tsundere. However, he is also able to poke and tease, another known blond trait, albeit perhaps a bit more cockily than a usual blond- the tsundere streak coming out in him, perhaps?
s-socute *___*
<@Teito> (SEE LOOK A MORE CONFIDENT TSUNDERE WAS BREED)
<@Keiichi> ...Hakuren truly is a prime example of a blond-tsundere crossbreed
haha I like how by this documentary logic Shuri is a stereotypical blond too because he is AFFECTIONATE~
<@Teito> I have come to the conclusion that Capella is a young adopted blond purebreed
<@Keiichi> blonds love and cherish their tsunderes above their own needs, shuri |<
<@Teito> 'There are cases where some blond-tsunderes may reject a tsundere or blond due to incompatiblity, often seeking out other blond-tsunderes instead'
8(
<@Teito> (see: konatsu/Shuri)
BUT I LOVE MY TSUNDERE!
Hyuuga is like, a . . . brunette blond
<@Keiichi> Hyuuga, on the other hand, is just like a blond
<@Keiichi> he just doesn't have the coloring-- YEAH
SOME STRANGE COLOR VARIATION
<@Teito> ...no hyuuga is the rare case where the blond personality genes are dominant
<@Teito> and the tsundere's dark hair is dominant
<@Keiichi> A MUTATION OF THE BLOND GENE...
<@Teito> ....ACTUALLY A MUTATION I COULD BUY
<@Keiichi> this is why Konatsu prefers Hyuuga over Shuri, clearly, Hyuuga is a blond at heart
<@Teito> exhibit B (Hyuuga) is an anonmaly, a rare dark haired 'blond'. It is theorized that blonds are beginning to evolve to have dark hair colouring in order to attract fellow blonds, or become more 'alpha'
;o;
<@Keiichi> while Shuri is a.... something that has not yet been researched
Shuri is a My Apping Pattern
<@Teito> no shuri is a blond-tsundere gone horribly wrong
<@Keiichi> ALL THE BAD TRAITS OF BOTH THE TSUNDERE AND THE BLONDS
<@Teito> INDEED
--so Hakuren got all the GOOD traits of blond/tsundere while I just fail
<@Keiichi> or rather just the usual traits combined in horrible ways
<@Teito> YES
STUPID OAK FAMILY LINE BETRAYING ME
<@Keiichi> ENTHUSIASM MIXED WITH TSUN
<@Teito> :|b
<@Keiichi> also, depite their abundant energy and enthusiasm, there comes a time when the blond's energy wanes and he must retire for the night
<@Keiichi> AKA BEDTIME ILU GUYS
<@Teito> NIGHT KEIICHI <3
niiight
<@Keiichi> <3333
NIGHT
* @Keiichi (~wickedtur@cable-cmts2-66-196-28-200.vvm.com) Quit (Quit: The tsundere is prone to loyalty to the first blond that they 'mate' with, and though they love the second blond wife, the favoritism remains. This is the reason why many blond harems are devoted to at least three tsundere.)
<@Teito> exhibit D (Konatsu) is a clear example of a blond-tsundere personality variance, when the tsundere personality comes out more agressively than usual (see exhibit A)
<@Teito> However, exhibit D too has times oin which he displays traditional blond enthusiasm (see: that Hyuuga and Konatsu icon where they're waving their arms in the air together)
I-I love that icon
<@Teito> SORRY GUYS I FIND THIS FUN a-and yes that icon'
hahaha
yeah Konatsu is really randomly SMILEY sometimes
<@Teito> yeah |D
sometimes, for brief shining moments, his life is ok
HE CAN BE
<@Teito> it's really just that Hyuuga and Shuri push his buttons
getting tickled in the onsen |D
* @Teito ...c/ps all this to show mikage tomorrow
THE FOURTH-- though this is in gchat for the sex rp, not cfud
Freya: ...mikage really isn't helping his case
Orca: :(
Freya: :<
Orca: he doesn't know what he's doing wrong :<
Sent at 9:56 AM on Tuesday
Freya: TEITO'S HORNY TOO but mikage is approaching it the wrong way
...
...this is a common problem among blond's and tsunderes, Tsunderes expect the Blond to know what they want, however the Blonds tend to favor communicationin bed, while tsunderes would rather just go with the flow.
It is theorized that due to the blond stopping to talk makes the tsundere also stop to think, a deadly combination as a tsundere usually finds many reasons why not to mate in that situation
Sent at 10:03 AM on Tuesday
Orca: .....
good explanation
Freya: :|b
EVERYTHING IS EASIER TO EXPLAIN WHEN YOU USE THE NARRATOR
Sent at 10:08 AM on Tuesday
Orca: With this consideration, it is unsurprising that young tsundere and blond pairs have a low birth rate, stemming from their repeated failures to properly mate. Although blonds, especially the alpha blonds, have no aversion to sex and make this readily apparent with their constant approaches, the tsundere is by contrast quite shy. As such, blonds are surprisingly cautious at times, constantly attempting to soothe and encourage the tsundere.
Many mating attempts are waylaid by development into a cuddlepile, or by the tsundere's flat refusal.
Freya: This relates back to how tsunderes prefer to be dominated, as seen in our overview last episode
Sent at 10:24 AM on Tuesday
Orca: Oddly enough, while blonds do tend to dominate their tsunderes with little provocation, there have been reports that blonds too enjoy being dominated at times by their tsundere. This is thought to be related to their constant need for attention. However, these incidents of tsundere 'topping' are short-lived, for rarely can they covercome the blond's natural enthusiasm for long.
Freya: snnnrk
Sent at 10:29 AM on Tuesday
Orca: narration is incredibly fun
Freya: i-it is
Sent at 10:33 AM on Tuesday
Freya: Blonds can usually goad a tsundere into dominating by taunting, or making a game out ofit and putting the tsundere'spride into question. At this point, the 'tsun' part of the sexuality comes into play, and they become quite agressive.Scientists believe this is how tsundere's initially mated with each other, in order for the tsundere children to have the correct amount of tsun, a tsundere mating must have one tsundere partner dominant enough to mate in the first place
Sent at 10:36 AM on Tuesday
Orca: omg
yes
Freya: |Db
this is also why many tsundere prefer the other partner to 'dominate' and prove they are aggressive enough
Sent at 10:40 AM on Tuesday
Freya: sometimes a blond goading a tsundere into topping is one of the few cases where mating can correctly happen, as a passive tsundere is more likely to stop mating
Sent at 10:43 AM on Tuesday
Orca: Much as too much passiveness can sidetrack a mating, so can too much excitement. This occurs primarily when two blonds attempt to mate. The couple, while enthusiastic in expressing their affections for each other and often comfortable with sexual pleasure, are prone to distract themselves. While this incompatibility is beneficial to modern harems, ensuring that only the alpha blond and the tsundere mate, it is thought that in the past blond tsunderes were the partner of choice, due to their balancing "tsun" against other blonds' enthusiasm.
Freya: Sadlt, the blondtsundere, known as 'blondbait', is a dying breed, only being renewed by current crossbreeding of dark-haired tsundere and blonds
Sent at 10:50 AM on Tuesday
Orca: Blond tsunderes, despite their remarkable attractiveness to other blonds (thus earning them the name 'blondbait'), rarely mate. Their relation with dark-haired tsunderes is often one of fellowship, commiserating over the flamboyant affections of their blonds. Some tsundere-tsundere matings have ocurred, but only in those pairs where neither has a courting blond or harem.
Freya: ...pfft
Orca: As to the blonds, their treatment of blondbait is virtually identical to treatment of other blonds. Yet despite the fact that a harem may devote itself to multiple tsunderes, only one of those tsunderes is likely mate as they are remarkably jealous, provoking sexual faithfulness from their harem.
Freya: ..........
sob
Orca: :Db
Sent at 10:57 AM on Tuesday
Freya: However in more recent times Blonds have become more naturally attracted to Dark-haired tsunderes, perhaps due to the fact that dark hair has become a rarity, thus making the dark-haired tsundere more interesting. Despite this, there are few dark-haired 'blonds' as the blond gene tends to dominate in any mating and usually a crossbreed inherits the majority of the 'tsun' of a tsundere. There are exceptional cases however, (see: Hyuuga), where a crossbreed results in dark hair and an outwardly blond personality with next to no tsun
Sent at 11:00 AM on Tuesday
Orca: These crossbreeds are the favored mate of blondbait, for their few blond instincts draw them to the dark hair and their personality complements the blondbait's tsun. Here the blondbait behaves similarly to the typical blond, adopting a haremlike position of remarkable loyalty. The blondbait is not always chosen as a mate, unfortuneatly, as the enthusiasm and loyalty of the dark-haired blond is likely to have drawn them to another tsundere, regardless of species, much earlier.
Freya: :
Sent at 11:06 AM on Tuesday
Freya: in this case, the dark-haired crossbreed has already marked a rare albino tsundere for a mate, despite the great amount of violence this tsundere displays and lack of any interest sexually. (Hyuuga and Ayatan). However, as many experts know, violence is just a way to show not only agression but a test of loyalty, merely reminding the 'blonds' who is in charge. Those who run from the violence (complaining is allowed), are not considered loyal and thus lose their chance to mate with the tsundere immeditely
Sent at 11:09 AM on Tuesday
Orca: It is no coincidence that top blonds in harems and successful crossbreeds are those males capable of tolerating a tsundere's attack. While they may flee or shout, they suffer little genuine harm and quickly return to the tsundere's side. Although rarely displayed, this endurance stems in part from the more violent aspect of their loyalty. Should the tsundere be threatened, its mate will react immidiatly towards the danger with surprising viciousness, even at the risk of their own life.
Freya: ...:(b
Orca: :
Sent at 11:16 AM on Tuesday
Freya: in this way, tsunderes and blonds are compatible, as by testing the loyalty of blonds through agressive displays gurantees the safety of the tsundere and the harem should future attacks occur
Sent at 11:19 AM on Tuesday
Orca: :|b
Sent at 11:23 AM on Tuesday
Orca: Of course, some displays of violence are purely for show. While blonds are recognized for their fondness of attention, tsunderes will become quietly pleased and even sparkle when praised for their accomplishments.
Freya: hee |D
being praised for accomplishments differ frombeing complimented, which tsunderes usually react negatively to, as accomplishments are something tangible the tsundere has done instead of another's opinion
THE FIFTH
* @Mikage meanwhile touches Teito
<@Keiichi> it's not like we wouldn't be perfectly content to molest Teito instead, I'm just not allowed-- see, look
<@Hakuren> ... /)_(\
<@Teito> ......
<@Teito> i-iyaaan?
<@Hakuren> .../)_(\!!
* @Mikage TOUCHES MORE
* @Hakuren excuses self, leaves room
* @Keiichi ...pets Hakuren
<@Hakuren> What, I don't need pettings
<@Hakuren> I just don't want to see this either. |<
<@Teito> :<
<@Hakuren> He's your blond, Teito.
<@Teito> well yes but he can stop!!
<@Teito> and you're my blond too
<@Hakuren> Not THAT sort of blond, though. :<
<@Teito> you're still part of my harem be it plantonic blond or not :|
<@Teito> -n
<@Hakuren> Yes, but I'm the platonic one, I don't want to see the others molesting you. :|
<@Teito> which is why he can stop:|
<@Hakuren> Tell HIM that.
<@Mikage> ...Some blonds, while sexually faithful their tsundere, will still remain as a part of another tsundere's harem. Having their own male, they are reluctant to observe the king tsundere's antics with his mate and will at times even commiserate with the tsundere. However, never should it be said that they discourage their fellow blonds.
* Mikage was kicked by Hakuren (You're so grounded)
* Mikage (~silver.dr@c-76-21-236-181.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined #babydragon
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Mikage
<@Mikage> but mommy :<
<@Hakuren> :|
<@Hakuren> Be nice.
<@Mikage> I was nice!! it's all true :(
<@Hakuren> :<
<@Teito> :(
<@Mikage> ._.
<@Teito> besides Hakuren's blondbait, remember?
<@Hakuren> What exactly is "blondbait"
<@Teito> ...hold on
<@Keiichi> I thought Hakuren was just the perfect tsundere/blond crossbreed
<@Teito> Sadlt, the blondtsundere, known as 'blondbait', is a dying breed, only being renewed by current crossbreeding of dark-haired tsundere and blonds
<@Teito> ^ see
<@Hakuren> ...
<@Hakuren> What
<@Teito> konatsu is blondbait too
<@Keiichi> konatsu sotsundere
<@Teito> also I really need to just compile the lohgs of all the doco stuff
<@Teito> -h
<@Keiichi> yyy
<@Teito> oh right, andShuri is blond bai gone wrong
<@Mikage> Hakuren is slightly less blondbait. He's not quite tsundere enough, and he knows how to handle other tsunderes.
<@Mikage> He's a raaare calm blond.
* Stiaan|Nap is now known as Stiaan
<@Hakuren> I feel like I'm being featured on some bird-watching show, or something.
<@Teito> ...oh right this reminds me, my favorite doco bit:
<@Teito> the dark-haired crossbreed has already marked a rare albino tsundere for a mate, despite the great amount of violence this tsundere displays and lack of any interest sexually. (Hyuuga and Ayatan). However, as many experts know, violence is just a way to show not only agression but a test of loyalty, merely reminding the 'blonds' who is in charge.
<@Teito> Those who run from the violence (complaining is allowed), are not considered loyal and thus lose their chance to mate with the tsundere immeditely
<@Keiichi> Hakuren is the perfect crossbreed, Shuri is the crossbreed gone WRONG, and Konatsu is what happens when the blond and tsundere genes merge to become blondbait
<@Hakuren> ........
<@Teito> ...yeah we need to actually save this info somewhere
you also will probably need a dictionary or something to go with it
. . .
<@Teito> STUFF GETS EXPLAINED ON THE WAY
<@Hakuren> Hi, not!dad.
This is hilarious to rewindow to.
<@Keiichi> :D
<@Hakuren> halp
THE SIXTH
HAKUREN AND I DON'T FALL INTO YOUR BLOND/TSUNDERE ECOSYSTEM
<@Mikage> YES YOU DO
<@Hakuren> They didn't believe me, Devit. :(
All these blonds and tsunderes. What about the ones that just want to eat your face
HOW THOUGH, WHICH ONE OF US IS EVEN THE BLOND AND WHICH IS THE TSUNDERE
<@Mikage> I WILL EXPLAIN
<@Mikage> THROUGH NARRATION
<@Teito> o>
SOB
<@Teito> WE ALREADY DID LAST NIGHT BUT YOU KNOW
<@Hakuren> YOU DIDN'T DO IT IN BABYCHAN or else you did while I was out and fighting the virus 8(
<@Teito> ...I think you were out
<@Hakuren> :(
<@Mikage> We have mentioned before in brief the various types of blonds. While most are the typical excited variety and a few rare specimens are 'blondbait', there is also the under-appreciated calm blond. Regarded many to be the ideal hybrid of tsundere and blond genes, these blonds are much more passive than their blond brethren and may even tsun. However, they retain the blond's natural instinct for pursuing dark-haired Saigas.
Saigas?
* Devit lays head down on desk sob
<@Hakuren> Teito and Devit are both voiced by Saiga Mitsuki, Namine.
* @Hakuren ... pets Devit
--snort
VOICETWIN
<@Teito> |D
* Teito is now known as Teito|haiiiir
-- She voiced MakubeX too. Clearly, MakubeX needs to join camp.
<@Hakuren> ... sob I want that
<@Hakuren> ANY OF MY KINGS 8(
He can be an honorary Nobody. 8]
<@Hakuren> MAKUBEX KADSUKI SHIDO MASAKIIIIIIIIIIIIII
<@Hakuren> Why are they not here. :(
Dey dun love you enough
<@Hakuren> ... but :(
:( Maybe Kadzuki and Shido are on honeymoon
<@Hakuren> ... Kadsuki and Shido ... ?
or
the other one
<@Hakuren> Not with each other, I hope. 8(
sorry I forgot the name
NEEDLE BOY
<@Hakuren> Kadsuki has Juubei, Shido has Madoka!
THERE WE GO
<@Mikage> These resulting pairs display a unique set of behaviors in their interactions with each other. The blond's inate tsundere behavior provokes the other mate, for while they naturally wish to be dominated, it is their nature to challenge a tsundere- proving their worth through displays of power or by simply drawing out the 'dere' mannerisms. Indeed, there are few creatures of any species who can resist the legendary 'dereface'.
<@Mikage> THERE I'M DONE
5d465f7tguhnjmk
SOB REWINDOW TO DEREFACE
<@Hakuren> --
Hakuren should put it on ping.
<@Hakuren> Why, why is the documentary commenting on the derefa--
<@Hakuren> ...
<@Hakuren> WHY
JUST BECAUSE |D
sob and on my desire to be dominated
<@Hakuren> Which you totally have.
Or is it your desire to be dominated . . .
Shut up! 8(
<@Hakuren> I don't have a desire to be dominated. |<
Ha ha ha |D s-sure~
<@Hakuren> I am sure! :|
* Namine ponders. "What about Frau...?"
<@Hakuren> ...
<@Hakuren> What ABOUT Frau. >_>
:>
<@Hakuren> WHAT.
Hey shut up! >|
idk is he a Blond or a Tsundere
It's me he wants topping him!
<@Mikage> blond
<@Hakuren> ... o
<@Mikage> like Hakuren's blond
Also, calling them blonds keeps reminding me of that one yaoi oav. Something something future, something something Blonds are at the top of society.
Then fire falls everyone dies.
\o/
<@Hakuren> ... Ai no Kusabi ...
<@Hakuren> oh my god Mikage I hate you
<@Hakuren> OR NOT
<@Hakuren> NAMINE
<@Hakuren> SORRY
* @Hakuren puts head on desk and cries
haha -- WHAT D:
hahah
<@Hakuren> The worst part is, the dark-haired class is considered the lowest one
<@Hakuren> so they're basically the slave labor/barely-human class
Oh yeah, I remember that now...
<@Teito|haiiiir> HAHAHAHAA
<@Teito|haiiiir> o-oh I return
* @Hakuren head in hands
* @Teito|haiiiir goes to make episode 6 of doco\
<@Mikage> TEITO I WROTE MORE
* Teito|haiiiir is now known as Teito
HA HA HA
<@Teito> I SAW
<@Mikage> :>
BONUS AI NO KUSABI
<@Hakuren> god I am trying to imagine this Ai no Kusabi fusion thing
<@Hakuren> I hate myself a little
<@Teito> ...o namine
Would that make me your slave baby
<@Hakuren> I'm not enslaving anyone
<@Hakuren> I was thinking more of Frau/Teito and that hurts me
. . . o man
<@Hakuren> Because like, okay, I dunno how many people here know the basic premise/characters of Ai no Kusabi but
* Namine meeps
<@Teito> .............oh god
<@Teito> no
<@Teito> please
<@Hakuren> sob
* @Hakuren cries a little
I know that the anime ending and then watching Yami no Matsuei's ending make me like think firey infernoes are romanchiku.
<@Hakuren> Ai no Kusabi ends with the two of them sharing a poisoned cigarette before the building collapses on them
Fiiiiiire~
<@Hakuren> IIrc Iason's legs are cut off or something at this point too
:x
is this going to be another Like Water For Chocolate thing
... oh dear
o-omg
<@Hakuren> IT HAS BEEN YEARS BUT
* dero|packing tries to find a download >A>
* Namine has it on burned dvd 8D
<@Hakuren> It's like, BURNING BUILDING, Iason (the blond) is CRIPPLED BECAUSE OF HIS LEGS GETTING SEVERED OR SOMETHING and Riki comes back and they have a poisoned cigarette together and THEN THE BUILDING FALLS ON THEMMMMMMMMMMM
I need something to watch on the plaaane
<@Hakuren> I-it's one of the "classics" but man, I could never take it seriously.
...
<@Teito> yeaaah
hahaha
Watching gay porn on a plaaaaane
[22:55] I'm imagining like, one of those nature documentary narrators. "Here, in their natural habitat, we have two blonds. These young males have found themselves a dark-haired Saiga- otherwise known as a tsundere -and have drawn him into their 'cuddlepile'."
[22:55] ...y-yes
[22:57] "and now the Saiga begins to customary cuddlepile dance, wherein he at first rejects the idea and then slowly warms up to the blonds' energy"
[22:57] "this is a common trait in these tsunderes, and is present in the majority of their interactions with other creatures"
[22:58] "The motive behind this unique sleeping arrangement is widely debated. Som
e consider it to be a territorial manuever, surrounding and claiming their tsundere much as other creatures defend their mates. However, the primary flaw in this theory is that blonds are communal creatures, often traveling in packs known as harems and loyal to as many as three tsunderes."
THE SECOND
[00:52] <@Mikage> ...Despite the loyalty of blonds, tsunderes are prone to fits wherein they will abandon their harem, leaving them alone in their den- or 'couch'. Observation has shown that this is one of the few times when the remarkable energy of a blond male is subdued. The harem will huddle together, despondent until they recieve some sign of favor from their tsundere. Fortuneatly, they are eager to recover their tsundere and shall pounce upon
[00:52] <@Keiichi> ........omg
[00:53] <@Keiichi> SOCUTE :<
[00:53] * Teito (~pureasice@124.198.156.252) has joined #blondharem
[00:53] :<
[00:53] <@Mikage> :D
[00:53] * @Mikage snuggles Teito <3333
[00:53] <@Keiichi> :DDDDD
[00:53] * @Keiichi POUNCES??
[00:54] gfgklgndlfgb
[00:54] <@Keiichi> (also that last part cut off at "shall pounce upon" Mikage)
[00:54] <@Keiichi> :>>>>>
[00:54] <@Mikage> shall pounce upon him with glee upon sighting. Often, this tackling and stubborn display of affection results in a cuddlepile of forgiveness.
[00:55] <@Keiichi> ...:D
[00:55] * @Keiichi cuddlepiles :)
[00:56] The reason Tsunderes initially abandon these blonds is due to having better things to do than deal with blonds being stupid, usually a result of blonds trying to garner the tsundere's attention, either positively or negatively. Though it can occur when the blonds are actually being stupid, the second most common cause
[00:56] <@Keiichi> "the second most common cause"
[00:57] the first most common is when they try to get the tsunderes attention by acting out, of course
[00:57] <@Keiichi> :<
[00:58] Blonds thrive on attention
[00:58] it is even believed that somehow they use it as a back-up energy source, sans food and water
[00:59] <@Keiichi> Generally the disputes, or "couchings" as they are commonly called, are caused by the tsundere's refusal to see that the blond's way of life is to bestow their affection on tsundere, and that it is not meant in a negative manner |<
[01:00] however, this is just a theory to rationalize why the blonds would purposefully bait the tsundere when clearly they would know how the tsundere would react
[01:00] <@Keiichi> ...Mikage has to do this part, he's the one that teases
[01:00] <@Keiichi> KEIICHI JUST COMPLIMENTS.
[01:01] KEIICHI KNOWS HOW TEITO REACTS TO COMPLIMENTS
[01:01] <@Keiichi> COMPLIMENTS ARE GOOD FOR HIM THOUGH, EVEN IF HE REACTS THAT WAY
[01:01] <@Keiichi> teasing is just for the reaction :<
[01:02] ...keiichi compliments for the reactions too
[01:02] because teito blushing and spazzing is cute
[01:03] <@Keiichi> well yes, but teasing doesn't benefit Teito at all in the end whereas compliments let him know he's LOVED :DDDD
[01:03] <@Keiichi> WELCOME TO BLOND LOGIC
[01:04] ...
[01:04] much study has been done on the blond, though tsundere thought processes often remain confusing or incomprehensible
[01:05] <@Mikage> It should be noted that individual blonds, despite their support of each other, often employ different tactics. One blond may be fairly subdued in their approach, seeming almost complimentary of the blond. Other blonds, while they do of course implement that same technique, are confident enough to "tease". They will intentionally provoke the blond, often by emphasizing the relatively small size of the tsundere- especially that of
[01:05] <@Keiichi> cuts off at "especially that of"
[01:05] * @Keiichi ACTUALLY READS NOW
[01:06] <@Mikage> - especially that of the Saiga breed. It is thought that this "teasing" is meant to strengthen the tsundere, as they gradually become more sociable in larger groups and in interations with other species. They do not fight as often, nor do they hide.
[01:07] :|
[01:07] also you said blond instead of tsundere twice
[01:07] <@Keiichi> Despite their different tactics, the individual blonds of the harem will often work together, employing their own methods, to gain the most beneficial reaction from their tsundere, whatever reaction that might be.
[01:08] <@Mikage> -whoops
[01:08] <@Keiichi> Often, it is that of blushing and becoming flustered-- also known as "spazzing"-- but sometimes the tsundere will respond with affection as well.
[01:10] It should be noted that in a harem there is blatant favoritism, specifically of a 'first' blond wife and a 'second' blond wife, and the like. The tsundere is prone to loyalty to the first blond that they 'mate' with, and though they love the second blond wife, the favoritism remains. This is the reason why many blond harems are devoted to at least three tsundere,
[01:10] so that the favoritism of this crossbreeding is eliminated
[01:12] <@Mikage> This favortism, according to some naturalists, is not determined solely by the tsundere. There is a pecking order established within the harem, incidentally by means similar to those with which they woo their tsundere. The 'first' blond wife is often a Chlorine Blond, a creature capable of provoking blushes and flailing in other blonds.
[01:13] <@Keiichi> ......sob
[01:13] * Teito ...pets keiichi\
[01:13] <@Mikage> ilu Keiichi rly
[01:13] <@Keiichi> ilu2 :<
[01:13] <@Keiichi> OBVIOUSLY, sob
[01:17] Tsunderes remain at the top of the pecking order usuallyn via shouting and agressiveness. This is a warning towards any disobidient blonds, and though tsunderes are often passive, or 'the bottom' in a sexual relationship, the display of dominance usually works to curb the blonds should the tsundere be loud and agressive enough,
[01:17] causing the blonds to immeditely try and 'appease' the so called king of the pecking order.
[01:17] :3
[01:18] <@Keiichi> ...true enough
[01:19] <@Mikage> ...yep
[01:20] * Poteito (~pureasice@124.198.156.252) has joined #blondharem
[01:20]
:<<
[01:20] * Teito (~pureasice@124.198.156.252) Quit (Ping timeout)
[01:20]
DID I MISS ANYTHING
[01:20] * Poteito is now known as Teito
[01:20] * @Keiichi ....pets Teito, our tsundere dictator
[01:20] <@Keiichi> NOPE
[01:21] <@Keiichi> just us agreeing that yeah okay, the blonds can be topped via tsun sometimes
[01:22] |D
[01:23] SOMEONE ELSE DO KMORE NARRATING so I get inspired
[01:26] <@Keiichi> While all members of the harem and the tsundere get their turn at "topping"-- dominance, in layman's terms-- generally the blonds enjoy this priviledge the most, an example of the "height rule" that most creatures follow.
[01:26] <@Keiichi> However, amongst the blonds themselves, the height rule has no value.
[01:26] <@Keiichi> (SOB.)
[01:29] snrrrrk
[01:29] <@Mikage> haha
[01:29] This is due to, as mentioned before, the alpha-blond behavior of teasing and the ability to be able to make even other blonds 'spazz' or 'blush'
[01:32] <@Keiichi> a-alpha blond
[01:34] Most tsunderes do not enjoy topping, as it is against their nature to, much preferring the blond to 'work' at topping them to prove themselves worthy of dominating the tsundere and create an 'equal' partnership. Despite the blonds 'work' at trying to bring the tsundere out of it's shell, this creature is also shy, especially of intimacy, and it can rarely be rid of it's entire shyness, if ever.
[01:34] Scientists theorize this is why the creatures have begun to mate with each other, the tsundere species too shy to mate amongs themselves and the blonds similarly too similar.
THE THIRD
<@Keiichi> Shuri's friend blushes too and he's not even being FRAMED so
<@Teito> also, seeing as TEITO has nosebled at porn before... (though to be fair, teito despite being the main character is the third straightest character after castorn and frau)
<@Teito> ...no wait fourth
<@Teito> Mikage is third
hahahaha
<@Teito> :|b
<@Keiichi> for certain definitions of "straight"
<@Teito> hey I appeciate beautiful women and such :< and get a crush on Maria 9at least that's how I interpreted it)
<@Teito> but yeah gay outweighs the straight even so
<@Keiichi> While tsunderes of the Saiga variety are often weak to the advances of all blonds, they are particularly prone to those of their own sex--
<@Keiichi> I mean
<@Teito> ...
. . .
. . . ping
<@Teito> ......sob
<@Keiichi> HI DEVIT
... gay saiga ping
ALTHOUGH MY SAIGA IS GAY FOR A BRUNETTE also she is not a tsundere though
<@Teito> HOWEVER BLONDS MUST BE EVER ALERT FOR FEMALES AS THEY TEND TO OVERWHELM THE TSUNDERE, WHO RELEASES A NATURAL OHEROMONE ATTRACTING THEM, AND THUS CAN BE SNATCHED AWAY WITH LITTLE TO NO PROTEST
<@Teito> *pheromone even
I like how there's pretty much a whole episode's worth of documentary determined already
<@Keiichi> you should see everything we wrote on the couch
* Matsu imagines Hyuuga doing this horrible Crocodile Hunter bit only it's like BLOND HUNTER
<@Teito> ....we've been having fun with documentary narration in #blondharem for a good hour
trytvbghn Matsu omg
<@Keiichi> ........y-yes
<@Teito> HAHAAHAHA
"Crikey!" *gets hit by Konatsu*
<@Keiichi> HAHAHA
ILU SOB
<@Teito> AND KONATSU IS HIS EXAMPLE OF A BLOND/TSUNDERE CROSSBREED
god he would too sob THIS IS WHY I LOVE HYUUGA
<@Keiichi> KONATSU IS A SPECIAL BLOND THOUGH what teito said
I don't hang in blond harem sob
XD
<@Keiichi> usually only me and Mikage do
<@Keiichi> Teito joined us so we could entertain her
<@Teito> and Capella is also an example, though a young tamer one
<@Teito> :|b
I'm not allowed in couchchan I think although if Hakuren couched me I guess that is where I would go
* @Keiichi A SUBJECT TO HIS TSUNDERE'S WHIMS
<@Teito> pffft
* @Teito claps at keiichi
<@Keiichi> all those couched by tsunderes are allowed in the couch chan
HAHA BEST REWINDOW
God you guys
<@Teito> what |D
I just love you
<@Teito> <3
* @Keiichi drapes on Kinon :> ILU2
...
I take it back!
Hakuren is also a blond tsundere and yet I am his Saiga and also tsundere and it's a STRANGE OCCURENCE
<@Teito> ACTUALLY
<@Teito> TSUNDERES USED TO ONLY MATE WITH TSUNDERES, BUT DUE TO THEIR NATURE HAD TO BRANCH OUT WITH OTHER COMPATIBLE SPECIES
<@Teito> thus not as strange as you think
. . . I feel learned
<@Keiichi> didn't we have an explanation for that in #blondharem
<@Teito> ...god i should just. document the whole documentary
<@Keiichi> Scientists theorize this is why the creatures have begun to mate with each other, the tsundere species too shy to mate amongs themselves and the blonds similarly too similar.
<@Keiichi> THERE, THAT WAS IT.
you need to Teito
<@Teito> WE'RE GOING TO DO MORE TOMORROW WHEN MIKAGE COMES ON so maybe when that's done
Oh oh are you investigating into the nature of Tsunderes
<@Teito> yes, and blonds
<@Keiichi> TSUNDERES AND BLONDS, YES
* Shuri is now known as Kristoph
NICE
AND SO, BETWEEN TSUNDERE AND BLONDS, A SYMBYOTIC RELATIONSHIP EVOLVED.
<@Teito> INDEED
<@Keiichi> :>
It is natural for a species to perhaps be attracted to a mate with traits different from their own. An innate instinct to avoid possible inbreeding, perhaps?
AH, THE SPICE OF LIFE.
<@Keiichi> Tsunderes also have difficulty mating among themselves, as they are often also "prudes"-- when a tsundere is able to overcome this, he or she is then capable of mating with another tsundere. (HI DEVIT)
<@Keiichi> this is why Devit and Hakuren can work and yet both be tsunderes, clearly
Someone needs to mark and tag a wild tsundere for further study
yes we are very different tsunderes
* Namine is now known as Chris^Cleric
* Chris^Cleric shoots and tags Devit with a tracker.
<@Teito> pfft
45drtgbuhnj!!
* @Keiichi compliments Teito to allow the researches to study a tsundere and blond at work
<@Teito> dkfjndkjfnfd .///. >:(
<@Keiichi> socute :>
* Chris^Cleric observes from a very fake plant
<@Teito> overcoming 'prudeness' in a tsundere is considered to be a trait of an alpha tsundere, and perhaps darwinism working at it's best, ensuring that further generations of tsunderes become more confident
Notice that the blond shows affection with great ease.
<@Keiichi> see, Teito, it's good for you when Mikage molests you
<@Keiichi> it's for EVOLUTION
haha, confident Tsunderes.
yes
<@Teito> please look at exhbit A for details on a blond-tsundere cross: (see: Hakuren) though he has tsun, when he so wishes he can become dere and motherly, clear traits of a tsundere. However, he is also able to poke and tease, another known blond trait, albeit perhaps a bit more cockily than a usual blond- the tsundere streak coming out in him, perhaps?
s-socute *___*
<@Teito> (SEE LOOK A MORE CONFIDENT TSUNDERE WAS BREED)
<@Keiichi> ...Hakuren truly is a prime example of a blond-tsundere crossbreed
haha I like how by this documentary logic Shuri is a stereotypical blond too because he is AFFECTIONATE~
<@Teito> I have come to the conclusion that Capella is a young adopted blond purebreed
<@Keiichi> blonds love and cherish their tsunderes above their own needs, shuri |<
<@Teito> 'There are cases where some blond-tsunderes may reject a tsundere or blond due to incompatiblity, often seeking out other blond-tsunderes instead'
8(
<@Teito> (see: konatsu/Shuri)
BUT I LOVE MY TSUNDERE!
Hyuuga is like, a . . . brunette blond
<@Keiichi> Hyuuga, on the other hand, is just like a blond
<@Keiichi> he just doesn't have the coloring-- YEAH
SOME STRANGE COLOR VARIATION
<@Teito> ...no hyuuga is the rare case where the blond personality genes are dominant
<@Teito> and the tsundere's dark hair is dominant
<@Keiichi> A MUTATION OF THE BLOND GENE...
<@Teito> ....ACTUALLY A MUTATION I COULD BUY
<@Keiichi> this is why Konatsu prefers Hyuuga over Shuri, clearly, Hyuuga is a blond at heart
<@Teito> exhibit B (Hyuuga) is an anonmaly, a rare dark haired 'blond'. It is theorized that blonds are beginning to evolve to have dark hair colouring in order to attract fellow blonds, or become more 'alpha'
;o;
<@Keiichi> while Shuri is a.... something that has not yet been researched
Shuri is a My Apping Pattern
<@Teito> no shuri is a blond-tsundere gone horribly wrong
<@Keiichi> ALL THE BAD TRAITS OF BOTH THE TSUNDERE AND THE BLONDS
<@Teito> INDEED
--so Hakuren got all the GOOD traits of blond/tsundere while I just fail
<@Keiichi> or rather just the usual traits combined in horrible ways
<@Teito> YES
STUPID OAK FAMILY LINE BETRAYING ME
<@Keiichi> ENTHUSIASM MIXED WITH TSUN
<@Teito> :|b
<@Keiichi> also, depite their abundant energy and enthusiasm, there comes a time when the blond's energy wanes and he must retire for the night
<@Keiichi> AKA BEDTIME ILU GUYS
<@Teito> NIGHT KEIICHI <3
niiight
<@Keiichi> <3333
NIGHT
* @Keiichi (~wickedtur@cable-cmts2-66-196-28-200.vvm.com) Quit (Quit: The tsundere is prone to loyalty to the first blond that they 'mate' with, and though they love the second blond wife, the favoritism remains. This is the reason why many blond harems are devoted to at least three tsundere.)
<@Teito> exhibit D (Konatsu) is a clear example of a blond-tsundere personality variance, when the tsundere personality comes out more agressively than usual (see exhibit A)
<@Teito> However, exhibit D too has times oin which he displays traditional blond enthusiasm (see: that Hyuuga and Konatsu icon where they're waving their arms in the air together)
I-I love that icon
<@Teito> SORRY GUYS I FIND THIS FUN a-and yes that icon'
hahaha
yeah Konatsu is really randomly SMILEY sometimes
<@Teito> yeah |D
sometimes, for brief shining moments, his life is ok
HE CAN BE
<@Teito> it's really just that Hyuuga and Shuri push his buttons
getting tickled in the onsen |D
* @Teito ...c/ps all this to show mikage tomorrow
THE FOURTH-- though this is in gchat for the sex rp, not cfud
Freya: ...mikage really isn't helping his case
Orca: :(
Freya: :<
Orca: he doesn't know what he's doing wrong :<
Sent at 9:56 AM on Tuesday
Freya: TEITO'S HORNY TOO but mikage is approaching it the wrong way
...
...this is a common problem among blond's and tsunderes, Tsunderes expect the Blond to know what they want, however the Blonds tend to favor communicationin bed, while tsunderes would rather just go with the flow.
It is theorized that due to the blond stopping to talk makes the tsundere also stop to think, a deadly combination as a tsundere usually finds many reasons why not to mate in that situation
Sent at 10:03 AM on Tuesday
Orca: .....
good explanation
Freya: :|b
EVERYTHING IS EASIER TO EXPLAIN WHEN YOU USE THE NARRATOR
Sent at 10:08 AM on Tuesday
Orca: With this consideration, it is unsurprising that young tsundere and blond pairs have a low birth rate, stemming from their repeated failures to properly mate. Although blonds, especially the alpha blonds, have no aversion to sex and make this readily apparent with their constant approaches, the tsundere is by contrast quite shy. As such, blonds are surprisingly cautious at times, constantly attempting to soothe and encourage the tsundere.
Many mating attempts are waylaid by development into a cuddlepile, or by the tsundere's flat refusal.
Freya: This relates back to how tsunderes prefer to be dominated, as seen in our overview last episode
Sent at 10:24 AM on Tuesday
Orca: Oddly enough, while blonds do tend to dominate their tsunderes with little provocation, there have been reports that blonds too enjoy being dominated at times by their tsundere. This is thought to be related to their constant need for attention. However, these incidents of tsundere 'topping' are short-lived, for rarely can they covercome the blond's natural enthusiasm for long.
Freya: snnnrk
Sent at 10:29 AM on Tuesday
Orca: narration is incredibly fun
Freya: i-it is
Sent at 10:33 AM on Tuesday
Freya: Blonds can usually goad a tsundere into dominating by taunting, or making a game out ofit and putting the tsundere'spride into question. At this point, the 'tsun' part of the sexuality comes into play, and they become quite agressive.Scientists believe this is how tsundere's initially mated with each other, in order for the tsundere children to have the correct amount of tsun, a tsundere mating must have one tsundere partner dominant enough to mate in the first place
Sent at 10:36 AM on Tuesday
Orca: omg
yes
Freya: |Db
this is also why many tsundere prefer the other partner to 'dominate' and prove they are aggressive enough
Sent at 10:40 AM on Tuesday
Freya: sometimes a blond goading a tsundere into topping is one of the few cases where mating can correctly happen, as a passive tsundere is more likely to stop mating
Sent at 10:43 AM on Tuesday
Orca: Much as too much passiveness can sidetrack a mating, so can too much excitement. This occurs primarily when two blonds attempt to mate. The couple, while enthusiastic in expressing their affections for each other and often comfortable with sexual pleasure, are prone to distract themselves. While this incompatibility is beneficial to modern harems, ensuring that only the alpha blond and the tsundere mate, it is thought that in the past blond tsunderes were the partner of choice, due to their balancing "tsun" against other blonds' enthusiasm.
Freya: Sadlt, the blondtsundere, known as 'blondbait', is a dying breed, only being renewed by current crossbreeding of dark-haired tsundere and blonds
Sent at 10:50 AM on Tuesday
Orca: Blond tsunderes, despite their remarkable attractiveness to other blonds (thus earning them the name 'blondbait'), rarely mate. Their relation with dark-haired tsunderes is often one of fellowship, commiserating over the flamboyant affections of their blonds. Some tsundere-tsundere matings have ocurred, but only in those pairs where neither has a courting blond or harem.
Freya: ...pfft
Orca: As to the blonds, their treatment of blondbait is virtually identical to treatment of other blonds. Yet despite the fact that a harem may devote itself to multiple tsunderes, only one of those tsunderes is likely mate as they are remarkably jealous, provoking sexual faithfulness from their harem.
Freya: ..........
sob
Orca: :Db
Sent at 10:57 AM on Tuesday
Freya: However in more recent times Blonds have become more naturally attracted to Dark-haired tsunderes, perhaps due to the fact that dark hair has become a rarity, thus making the dark-haired tsundere more interesting. Despite this, there are few dark-haired 'blonds' as the blond gene tends to dominate in any mating and usually a crossbreed inherits the majority of the 'tsun' of a tsundere. There are exceptional cases however, (see: Hyuuga), where a crossbreed results in dark hair and an outwardly blond personality with next to no tsun
Sent at 11:00 AM on Tuesday
Orca: These crossbreeds are the favored mate of blondbait, for their few blond instincts draw them to the dark hair and their personality complements the blondbait's tsun. Here the blondbait behaves similarly to the typical blond, adopting a haremlike position of remarkable loyalty. The blondbait is not always chosen as a mate, unfortuneatly, as the enthusiasm and loyalty of the dark-haired blond is likely to have drawn them to another tsundere, regardless of species, much earlier.
Freya: :
Sent at 11:06 AM on Tuesday
Freya: in this case, the dark-haired crossbreed has already marked a rare albino tsundere for a mate, despite the great amount of violence this tsundere displays and lack of any interest sexually. (Hyuuga and Ayatan). However, as many experts know, violence is just a way to show not only agression but a test of loyalty, merely reminding the 'blonds' who is in charge. Those who run from the violence (complaining is allowed), are not considered loyal and thus lose their chance to mate with the tsundere immeditely
Sent at 11:09 AM on Tuesday
Orca: It is no coincidence that top blonds in harems and successful crossbreeds are those males capable of tolerating a tsundere's attack. While they may flee or shout, they suffer little genuine harm and quickly return to the tsundere's side. Although rarely displayed, this endurance stems in part from the more violent aspect of their loyalty. Should the tsundere be threatened, its mate will react immidiatly towards the danger with surprising viciousness, even at the risk of their own life.
Freya: ...:(b
Orca: :
Sent at 11:16 AM on Tuesday
Freya: in this way, tsunderes and blonds are compatible, as by testing the loyalty of blonds through agressive displays gurantees the safety of the tsundere and the harem should future attacks occur
Sent at 11:19 AM on Tuesday
Orca: :|b
Sent at 11:23 AM on Tuesday
Orca: Of course, some displays of violence are purely for show. While blonds are recognized for their fondness of attention, tsunderes will become quietly pleased and even sparkle when praised for their accomplishments.
Freya: hee |D
being praised for accomplishments differ frombeing complimented, which tsunderes usually react negatively to, as accomplishments are something tangible the tsundere has done instead of another's opinion
THE FIFTH
* @Mikage meanwhile touches Teito
<@Keiichi> it's not like we wouldn't be perfectly content to molest Teito instead, I'm just not allowed-- see, look
<@Hakuren> ... /)_(\
<@Teito> ......
<@Teito> i-iyaaan?
<@Hakuren> .../)_(\!!
* @Mikage TOUCHES MORE
* @Hakuren excuses self, leaves room
* @Keiichi ...pets Hakuren
<@Hakuren> What, I don't need pettings
<@Hakuren> I just don't want to see this either. |<
<@Teito> :<
<@Hakuren> He's your blond, Teito.
<@Teito> well yes but he can stop!!
<@Teito> and you're my blond too
<@Hakuren> Not THAT sort of blond, though. :<
<@Teito> you're still part of my harem be it plantonic blond or not :|
<@Teito> -n
<@Hakuren> Yes, but I'm the platonic one, I don't want to see the others molesting you. :|
<@Teito> which is why he can stop:|
<@Hakuren> Tell HIM that.
<@Mikage> ...Some blonds, while sexually faithful their tsundere, will still remain as a part of another tsundere's harem. Having their own male, they are reluctant to observe the king tsundere's antics with his mate and will at times even commiserate with the tsundere. However, never should it be said that they discourage their fellow blonds.
* Mikage was kicked by Hakuren (You're so grounded)
* Mikage (~silver.dr@c-76-21-236-181.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined #babydragon
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Mikage
<@Mikage> but mommy :<
<@Hakuren> :|
<@Hakuren> Be nice.
<@Mikage> I was nice!! it's all true :(
<@Hakuren> :<
<@Teito> :(
<@Mikage> ._.
<@Teito> besides Hakuren's blondbait, remember?
<@Hakuren> What exactly is "blondbait"
<@Teito> ...hold on
<@Keiichi> I thought Hakuren was just the perfect tsundere/blond crossbreed
<@Teito> Sadlt, the blondtsundere, known as 'blondbait', is a dying breed, only being renewed by current crossbreeding of dark-haired tsundere and blonds
<@Teito> ^ see
<@Hakuren> ...
<@Hakuren> What
<@Teito> konatsu is blondbait too
<@Keiichi> konatsu sotsundere
<@Teito> also I really need to just compile the lohgs of all the doco stuff
<@Teito> -h
<@Keiichi> yyy
<@Teito> oh right, andShuri is blond bai gone wrong
<@Mikage> Hakuren is slightly less blondbait. He's not quite tsundere enough, and he knows how to handle other tsunderes.
<@Mikage> He's a raaare calm blond.
* Stiaan|Nap is now known as Stiaan
<@Hakuren> I feel like I'm being featured on some bird-watching show, or something.
<@Teito> ...oh right this reminds me, my favorite doco bit:
<@Teito> the dark-haired crossbreed has already marked a rare albino tsundere for a mate, despite the great amount of violence this tsundere displays and lack of any interest sexually. (Hyuuga and Ayatan). However, as many experts know, violence is just a way to show not only agression but a test of loyalty, merely reminding the 'blonds' who is in charge.
<@Teito> Those who run from the violence (complaining is allowed), are not considered loyal and thus lose their chance to mate with the tsundere immeditely
<@Keiichi> Hakuren is the perfect crossbreed, Shuri is the crossbreed gone WRONG, and Konatsu is what happens when the blond and tsundere genes merge to become blondbait
<@Hakuren> ........
<@Teito> ...yeah we need to actually save this info somewhere
you also will probably need a dictionary or something to go with it
. . .
<@Teito> STUFF GETS EXPLAINED ON THE WAY
<@Hakuren> Hi, not!dad.
This is hilarious to rewindow to.
<@Keiichi> :D
<@Hakuren> halp
THE SIXTH
HAKUREN AND I DON'T FALL INTO YOUR BLOND/TSUNDERE ECOSYSTEM
<@Mikage> YES YOU DO
<@Hakuren> They didn't believe me, Devit. :(
All these blonds and tsunderes. What about the ones that just want to eat your face
HOW THOUGH, WHICH ONE OF US IS EVEN THE BLOND AND WHICH IS THE TSUNDERE
<@Mikage> I WILL EXPLAIN
<@Mikage> THROUGH NARRATION
<@Teito> o>
SOB
<@Teito> WE ALREADY DID LAST NIGHT BUT YOU KNOW
<@Hakuren> YOU DIDN'T DO IT IN BABYCHAN or else you did while I was out and fighting the virus 8(
<@Teito> ...I think you were out
<@Hakuren> :(
<@Mikage> We have mentioned before in brief the various types of blonds. While most are the typical excited variety and a few rare specimens are 'blondbait', there is also the under-appreciated calm blond. Regarded many to be the ideal hybrid of tsundere and blond genes, these blonds are much more passive than their blond brethren and may even tsun. However, they retain the blond's natural instinct for pursuing dark-haired Saigas.
Saigas?
* Devit lays head down on desk sob
<@Hakuren> Teito and Devit are both voiced by Saiga Mitsuki, Namine.
* @Hakuren ... pets Devit
--snort
VOICETWIN
<@Teito> |D
* Teito is now known as Teito|haiiiir
-- She voiced MakubeX too. Clearly, MakubeX needs to join camp.
<@Hakuren> ... sob I want that
<@Hakuren> ANY OF MY KINGS 8(
He can be an honorary Nobody. 8]
<@Hakuren> MAKUBEX KADSUKI SHIDO MASAKIIIIIIIIIIIIII
<@Hakuren> Why are they not here. :(
Dey dun love you enough
<@Hakuren> ... but :(
:( Maybe Kadzuki and Shido are on honeymoon
<@Hakuren> ... Kadsuki and Shido ... ?
or
the other one
<@Hakuren> Not with each other, I hope. 8(
sorry I forgot the name
NEEDLE BOY
<@Hakuren> Kadsuki has Juubei, Shido has Madoka!
THERE WE GO
<@Mikage> These resulting pairs display a unique set of behaviors in their interactions with each other. The blond's inate tsundere behavior provokes the other mate, for while they naturally wish to be dominated, it is their nature to challenge a tsundere- proving their worth through displays of power or by simply drawing out the 'dere' mannerisms. Indeed, there are few creatures of any species who can resist the legendary 'dereface'.
<@Mikage> THERE I'M DONE
5d465f7tguhnjmk
SOB REWINDOW TO DEREFACE
<@Hakuren> --
Hakuren should put it on ping.
<@Hakuren> Why, why is the documentary commenting on the derefa--
<@Hakuren> ...
<@Hakuren> WHY
JUST BECAUSE |D
sob and on my desire to be dominated
<@Hakuren> Which you totally have.
Or is it your desire to be dominated . . .
Shut up! 8(
<@Hakuren> I don't have a desire to be dominated. |<
Ha ha ha |D s-sure~
<@Hakuren> I am sure! :|
* Namine ponders. "What about Frau...?"
<@Hakuren> ...
<@Hakuren> What ABOUT Frau. >_>
:>
<@Hakuren> WHAT.
Hey shut up! >|
idk is he a Blond or a Tsundere
It's me he wants topping him!
<@Mikage> blond
<@Hakuren> ... o
<@Mikage> like Hakuren's blond
Also, calling them blonds keeps reminding me of that one yaoi oav. Something something future, something something Blonds are at the top of society.
Then fire falls everyone dies.
\o/
<@Hakuren> ... Ai no Kusabi ...
<@Hakuren> oh my god Mikage I hate you
<@Hakuren> OR NOT
<@Hakuren> NAMINE
<@Hakuren> SORRY
* @Hakuren puts head on desk and cries
haha -- WHAT D:
hahah
<@Hakuren> The worst part is, the dark-haired class is considered the lowest one
<@Hakuren> so they're basically the slave labor/barely-human class
Oh yeah, I remember that now...
<@Teito|haiiiir> HAHAHAHAA
<@Teito|haiiiir> o-oh I return
* @Hakuren head in hands
* @Teito|haiiiir goes to make episode 6 of doco\
<@Mikage> TEITO I WROTE MORE
* Teito|haiiiir is now known as Teito
HA HA HA
<@Teito> I SAW
<@Mikage> :>
BONUS AI NO KUSABI
<@Hakuren> god I am trying to imagine this Ai no Kusabi fusion thing
<@Hakuren> I hate myself a little
<@Teito> ...o namine
Would that make me your slave baby
<@Hakuren> I'm not enslaving anyone
<@Hakuren> I was thinking more of Frau/Teito and that hurts me
. . . o man
<@Hakuren> Because like, okay, I dunno how many people here know the basic premise/characters of Ai no Kusabi but
* Namine meeps
<@Teito> .............oh god
<@Teito> no
<@Teito> please
<@Hakuren> sob
* @Hakuren cries a little
I know that the anime ending and then watching Yami no Matsuei's ending make me like think firey infernoes are romanchiku.
<@Hakuren> Ai no Kusabi ends with the two of them sharing a poisoned cigarette before the building collapses on them
Fiiiiiire~
<@Hakuren> IIrc Iason's legs are cut off or something at this point too
:x
is this going to be another Like Water For Chocolate thing
... oh dear
o-omg
<@Hakuren> IT HAS BEEN YEARS BUT
* dero|packing tries to find a download >A>
* Namine has it on burned dvd 8D
<@Hakuren> It's like, BURNING BUILDING, Iason (the blond) is CRIPPLED BECAUSE OF HIS LEGS GETTING SEVERED OR SOMETHING and Riki comes back and they have a poisoned cigarette together and THEN THE BUILDING FALLS ON THEMMMMMMMMMMM
I need something to watch on the plaaane
<@Hakuren> I-it's one of the "classics" but man, I could never take it seriously.
...
<@Teito> yeaaah
hahaha
Watching gay porn on a plaaaaane