Jack gets
a bizzare call from Cam. "What the hell?" Confused, he
rings back.
Then he gets a frantic message from
Lee. Getting mildly annoyed, he
calls back.
Then he gets
this message from Paige. Since it sounds like she's a bit too... tied up to answer the phone, he doesn't call her back, but
decides to go up to the attic and check things out.
After that, he gets a call from John
that actually seems to be addressed to him. Too bad the
response goes astray.
Twice.
And then he gets a truly disturbing phonecall from the new principal. At least he's pretty sure he can blame that one on Janet, and so
he phones her back.
Then he gets one from the Doctor that
he's really, really sure was supposed to go to Dr. Pierson. He hopes. Dear God. Helpfully, he
forwards it to the ex-librarian.
And then one from
Lindsey, refusing to go out with him. Still holding a grudge from that time that he tried to kill him. Charitably, Jack
returns the phone call.
Then he gets an *INTERESTING*
phone call from Kara. Hmmmm. So
he returns it.
Next one is from Quinn, who
apparently can talk to dolphins when she's pissed.
Then he needs therapy, because
the next one is from CJ. Dear God. He
responds forcefully.
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