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ATTENTION!!!!!
A THIEF IS ON THE LOOSE! SHE STEALS AND WEARS YOUR DIRTY CLOTHES INCLUDING SOCKS!
SHE ALSO STEALS CROTCH DEODERANT!
I REPEAT
SHE MUST SMELL REALLY AUFUL
BECAUSE SHE STEALS CROTCH DEODERANT!
She doesnt leave footprints, but she does leave her dirty stained thongs around and may leave period stains across your toilet.
She is an adult but will threaten to call or write letters to your parents if you piss her off!
I REPEAT, SHE WILL TELL YOUR MOMMY AND DADDY!
To identify: Look for someone with no boobs, nappy hair, and probably wearing your clothes, as I stated before, she doesnt like to wear her own things!
She did NOT win Miss Green Bay
She is NOT going to be a supermodel.
She IS mentally insane!
SO LADIES AND GENTS WATCH OUT!
SHE'LL STEAL YOUR VOICEMAIL MESSAGE!
It doesnt matter if its outdated and she does it wrong, SHE'LL STEAL IT AND THINK SHES DA BOMB!
SHE LOVES USING DIRTY TOWELS!
Oh boy, my list only had 3 thigns, but now that Ive got all 4 of us here we're just having a grand ole time comming up with the complete list for the most wanted idiot.
Fuck me!
Tonight was my first ap course, its only 6 weeks but 5 hours of class per night. My prof. is nigerian and laughs at all his own jokes teeeeeee heeeeeeeeeee like a hyena!
Im going to say goodbye to the girls and boys now, and take my shower because ive got plans with JIIIIIIIIIIIM!
When dont I have plans with jim?
NEVER!
Beefcake and I are better now.... splendid.
Ali's gone for the weekend, but im booked solid so thats cool.
I fell asleep at Jesse's after poker last night but still forgot the pan. Oh well its not like i wont be back in a day. HE LIVES SO FAR.
mmmm off to smell fresh and clean!
BECAUSE I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL AND THAT MAKES ME NEAT!
A THIEF IS ON THE LOOSE! SHE STEALS AND WEARS YOUR DIRTY CLOTHES INCLUDING SOCKS!
SHE ALSO STEALS CROTCH DEODERANT!
I REPEAT
SHE MUST SMELL REALLY AUFUL
BECAUSE SHE STEALS CROTCH DEODERANT!
She doesnt leave footprints, but she does leave her dirty stained thongs around and may leave period stains across your toilet.
She is an adult but will threaten to call or write letters to your parents if you piss her off!
I REPEAT, SHE WILL TELL YOUR MOMMY AND DADDY!
To identify: Look for someone with no boobs, nappy hair, and probably wearing your clothes, as I stated before, she doesnt like to wear her own things!
She did NOT win Miss Green Bay
She is NOT going to be a supermodel.
She IS mentally insane!
SO LADIES AND GENTS WATCH OUT!
SHE'LL STEAL YOUR VOICEMAIL MESSAGE!
It doesnt matter if its outdated and she does it wrong, SHE'LL STEAL IT AND THINK SHES DA BOMB!
SHE LOVES USING DIRTY TOWELS!
Oh boy, my list only had 3 thigns, but now that Ive got all 4 of us here we're just having a grand ole time comming up with the complete list for the most wanted idiot.
Fuck me!
Tonight was my first ap course, its only 6 weeks but 5 hours of class per night. My prof. is nigerian and laughs at all his own jokes teeeeeee heeeeeeeeeee like a hyena!
Im going to say goodbye to the girls and boys now, and take my shower because ive got plans with JIIIIIIIIIIIM!
When dont I have plans with jim?
NEVER!
Beefcake and I are better now.... splendid.
Ali's gone for the weekend, but im booked solid so thats cool.
I fell asleep at Jesse's after poker last night but still forgot the pan. Oh well its not like i wont be back in a day. HE LIVES SO FAR.
mmmm off to smell fresh and clean!
BECAUSE I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL AND THAT MAKES ME NEAT!