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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Monday I gave dresnik a kidney (1000 points). In March I pulled over and changed intrnetguy's flat tire (15 points). Last month I caught a purse-snatcher who stole r33t_ninja's purse (30 points). Last Wednesday I set __main_mod's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been nice (973 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
Anewbreedofboi