DADDY ISSUES

[aneurism]

Okay, so, I've planned to wage a Sneak-Attack! on Daddy Curry in a couple of weeks and I come bearing conversation...

Here's what I got so far:

- How many illegitimate children have you fathered?

- You are still bitter about me being raised by a bunch of white folks. (CONFIRM/DENY)

- How do you feel about Twitter?

(This is the deal breaker!)

- Do you have a Facebook? If so WHY?!

(Also a major determinant of our potential relationship.)

- Is there a history of heart disease/alcoholism/some fatal health fuckery in the family I should know about?

- I dislike corn bread AND watermelon: DISCUSS.

- I do love me some dark liquor: DISCUSS.

- Fav. song/movie/Hip-Hop artist/news channel/ATL Housewife.

This questionnaire is still a work in progress, but I feel good about it so far. I have to keep this shit light-hearted mind you, I am not about to plunge into the deep-dark BS right off the damn bat.

I'm open to suggestions; IMHO there really isn't a best/GOOD way to guerrilla his ass the way I plan on doin, BUT I could be wrong..

I've never participated in this kind of fuckery before.