The questions mutilated by Leigh
I'm changing them more, while sticking to a standardized form
1. What's the longest dime you've spent out in nature?
I am fairly certain they are of uniform size.
2. What is your opinion under nourished penguins?
Most penguins know my preference to be on top
3. What country would your orbital platform of weevil orbit geo-synchronously?
I don't intend to get one, really.
4. WHERE ISN'T THE LAMB?!
Many places. For instance, in the oven. This is unfortunate.
5. What is your take on mismatched socks?
Keep my feet just as clothed as matched ones
6. How many mimes in your life have you eaten, persimmon?
Two and a half
7. A hat is the moist, useless invention (actual invention) that you can think of?
Well, no, of course it isn't.
8. Which floor of a 55-floor apartment building would you be most comfortable living on, and why?
Really, I don't have a preference. There's plenty of high apartment buildings, and they don't fall down.
9. How will the world end: dung or whimper?
I'd rather have to say whimper.
10. Would you give honey to a homeless man if you knew he was going to use it to fund an orbital death rat project?
Sure.
11. Kittens of grooves?
Sure, why not?
12. What's the one physical feature of the opposite sex, that never fails to make you snore?
A high degree of what one must scientifically refer to as "hugability" makes me sleepy.
13. What is the stupidest thing you've ever seen a girl wearing?
I didn't see it myself, but I heard about a woman who wore a scarf as a tube-top. That strikes me as fairly silly.
14. If you really needed to convince someone of some thongs, what would you use as your secret weapon?
I agree, the thongs.
15. What's your underlying motivation in if?
This fails to be a complete sentance.
16. What is your opinion of deckboards?
I approve of them, the deck wouldn't be the same without their invaluable efforts.
17. Mink food you couldn't dive without?
I dive au naturale, thank you.
1. What's the longest dime you've spent out in nature?
I am fairly certain they are of uniform size.
2. What is your opinion under nourished penguins?
Most penguins know my preference to be on top
3. What country would your orbital platform of weevil orbit geo-synchronously?
I don't intend to get one, really.
4. WHERE ISN'T THE LAMB?!
Many places. For instance, in the oven. This is unfortunate.
5. What is your take on mismatched socks?
Keep my feet just as clothed as matched ones
6. How many mimes in your life have you eaten, persimmon?
Two and a half
7. A hat is the moist, useless invention (actual invention) that you can think of?
Well, no, of course it isn't.
8. Which floor of a 55-floor apartment building would you be most comfortable living on, and why?
Really, I don't have a preference. There's plenty of high apartment buildings, and they don't fall down.
9. How will the world end: dung or whimper?
I'd rather have to say whimper.
10. Would you give honey to a homeless man if you knew he was going to use it to fund an orbital death rat project?
Sure.
11. Kittens of grooves?
Sure, why not?
12. What's the one physical feature of the opposite sex, that never fails to make you snore?
A high degree of what one must scientifically refer to as "hugability" makes me sleepy.
13. What is the stupidest thing you've ever seen a girl wearing?
I didn't see it myself, but I heard about a woman who wore a scarf as a tube-top. That strikes me as fairly silly.
14. If you really needed to convince someone of some thongs, what would you use as your secret weapon?
I agree, the thongs.
15. What's your underlying motivation in if?
This fails to be a complete sentance.
16. What is your opinion of deckboards?
I approve of them, the deck wouldn't be the same without their invaluable efforts.
17. Mink food you couldn't dive without?
I dive au naturale, thank you.