BOOYAH!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In March I broke thatericguy's X-Box (-12 points). In January I pushed invisablebuddy in the mud (-17 points). Last month I gave paint_a_memory a kidney (1000 points). In November I committed genocide... Sorry about that, _______dieyoung (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4028 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
anesthezia