J(G)en
Title: J (G) en
Disclaimer: I do not own the boys in any way. Dude, I wish!
Notes: Uh, this was concocted in my brain when I was taking a shower at like three am. I finished at like 3:48am. So usually, anything I write in this state of mind is usually cracky and kinda porny. Enjoy…
Summary: Jared thinks Jen is Gen.
**
Jared smiled lewdly when he heard the shower turn on from where he sat in front of T.V. It was the wee hours of morning where no right mind should be up but Jared had an early shoot that Jensen wasn’t a part of. Lucky bastard.
Jared being the fucking sunshine was naturally up and was able to function at four o’clock in the morning. Naturally, Genevieve was over that night and he got laid, meaning super happy Jared for the rest for the rest of the day. When he woke up, Gen also decided to go shower and…yeah, right about now ambushing her in the shower would be pretty much make Jared’s morning.
When he heard the shower turn off once more, he got a wicked idea.
Now usually, Jared’s ideas are not indeed wicked, he only thinks their wicked until Jensen catches him on one of his schemes and harshes his plans. Party pooper.
Jared frowns for a minute and creeps towards the shower, careful that his chubakkah feet doesn’t make any noise and opens the bathroom door then shutting it.
Beyond the ridiculous amount of steam clouding the bathroom, Jared smirked at the shadow of slender, wet skin awaiting him. He carefully slips out of his clothes and opened the steam shower, the whistling occupant oblivious to Jared’s evil plans.
Jared grinned from ear to ear, a small voice telling him he didn’t have time for shower sex immediately shut down; he grabbed the nearest body part and lifted.
--
Genevieve grunted into Jared’s flannel covers and rolled over, hair flying about which way.
Hearing another piercing scream, her brain put together that someone might actually be in trouble…then abruptly woke up, her legs carrying her to the living room.
When she saw no one, shrugged then went back to the bedroom.
On her way though…
As if in slow motion, her eyes blinked rapidly, her limbs shook and her stomach muscles moved then she was fucking cracking up!
Jared and Jensen lay on the now wet floor, Jared still holding unto Jensen’s waist and possibly his balls, looking at Genevieve like she was the one who made a scene.
“O!..like …hahaha! Oh god! You two crack me up!” Gen said while walking back into the bedroom.
A loud snore emanated from the bedroom and Jensen and Jared looked at each other then shook their heads.
“You sure know how to pick ‘em Padalecki”
Jared didn’t even bother moving from under Jensen while the entire scene erupted, “You do know I’m still holding unto your dick right?”
Jensen’s head thumped unto Jared’s broad shoulder, “Fuck me” he groaned, then got Jared’s blinding smile in return.
~fin~
SEQUEL: Jay
Disclaimer: I do not own the boys in any way. Dude, I wish!
Notes: Uh, this was concocted in my brain when I was taking a shower at like three am. I finished at like 3:48am. So usually, anything I write in this state of mind is usually cracky and kinda porny. Enjoy…
Summary: Jared thinks Jen is Gen.
**
Jared smiled lewdly when he heard the shower turn on from where he sat in front of T.V. It was the wee hours of morning where no right mind should be up but Jared had an early shoot that Jensen wasn’t a part of. Lucky bastard.
Jared being the fucking sunshine was naturally up and was able to function at four o’clock in the morning. Naturally, Genevieve was over that night and he got laid, meaning super happy Jared for the rest for the rest of the day. When he woke up, Gen also decided to go shower and…yeah, right about now ambushing her in the shower would be pretty much make Jared’s morning.
When he heard the shower turn off once more, he got a wicked idea.
Now usually, Jared’s ideas are not indeed wicked, he only thinks their wicked until Jensen catches him on one of his schemes and harshes his plans. Party pooper.
Jared frowns for a minute and creeps towards the shower, careful that his chubakkah feet doesn’t make any noise and opens the bathroom door then shutting it.
Beyond the ridiculous amount of steam clouding the bathroom, Jared smirked at the shadow of slender, wet skin awaiting him. He carefully slips out of his clothes and opened the steam shower, the whistling occupant oblivious to Jared’s evil plans.
Jared grinned from ear to ear, a small voice telling him he didn’t have time for shower sex immediately shut down; he grabbed the nearest body part and lifted.
--
Genevieve grunted into Jared’s flannel covers and rolled over, hair flying about which way.
Hearing another piercing scream, her brain put together that someone might actually be in trouble…then abruptly woke up, her legs carrying her to the living room.
When she saw no one, shrugged then went back to the bedroom.
On her way though…
As if in slow motion, her eyes blinked rapidly, her limbs shook and her stomach muscles moved then she was fucking cracking up!
Jared and Jensen lay on the now wet floor, Jared still holding unto Jensen’s waist and possibly his balls, looking at Genevieve like she was the one who made a scene.
“O!..like …hahaha! Oh god! You two crack me up!” Gen said while walking back into the bedroom.
A loud snore emanated from the bedroom and Jensen and Jared looked at each other then shook their heads.
“You sure know how to pick ‘em Padalecki”
Jared didn’t even bother moving from under Jensen while the entire scene erupted, “You do know I’m still holding unto your dick right?”
Jensen’s head thumped unto Jared’s broad shoulder, “Fuck me” he groaned, then got Jared’s blinding smile in return.
~fin~
SEQUEL: Jay