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The Songs are:
Astrolung
Astros Rap
Astros Fever
Won't Get Beat Again
Killer Bees
Astros Gonna Knock You
Lyrics:
Astrolung
Sitting on the Astros Bench
Find the Cards with bad intent
Astrolung
Chemping out their nose
Down their chin and onto their clothes
Astrolung
Soon we will be number one
Watching pretty Beltran run
Astrolung
Cardinals are a dead duck
We will beat them because they suck
Astrolung
Rocket is not to old, that's why he got a Hummer
He better win, or else we'll take it back
Astrolung my friend
The Rocket win so easy, don't crowd the plate
You'll take on in the sack
Sitting on the Astros bench
Hide the Cards with bad intent
Chemping out their nose
Down their chin and onto their clothes
Astrolung
Astros Rap
Workin all season, just trying to cut a break
My buddy Carlos left me for a team I really hate
It's the 300th time Craig's been beaten by the pants
I'm sure it sounded fun, but no more flag football
Now, Temp-Po-Puric is the cheif, and he said we'll win fo shezzy
They'll tease in field hits all the brothers call him Speedy
Gotta a pose for the years baseball card
Get Jesus on the phone
Cause we're playing as the Wild Card
Wild Card
No victory cigars in Minute Maid is a bummer
Just hit one in the pole, I want my EV1 Hummer
I got my Rally Towel and helmet full of ice cream
Call the legue and put Morgan in All-Star Team
The Rocket is on fire and Brad Ausmus he's so mean
And Lidge is "Lights Out" just don't say that on TV
Send a bill to the Umps so they don't inject gar
Puts some rocks in pocket
Deja-Vu we're the Wild Card
Wild Card
Astros Fever
Well I don't know how they did it
But they sure did win
They got they Wild Card
Now that they're in the play-offs when they beat the Braves
It's gonna make me hard
It gives me Astros Fever
Astros Fever
So now this time we get Clemens and Roy O too
We bet their gloves and their jocks
So we're headed to Atlanta to beat the Braves
Their team is run by cocks
It gives me Astros Fever
Astros Fever
It gives me play off fever
Astros Fever
Astros are dangerous
Especially Pettitte
He's going to throw, throw, throw
And Bobby Cox, he's gonna wet it
We're yelling go 'Stros go, go
Cause Atlanta blows
Astros Fever
We Won't Get Beat Again
Well, they fight it on the field
Cause the Astros are fo real
And the Cardinals for winning will be gone
And even though Beltran's gone
The Astros can do no wrong
And by the time, Houston sings this song
It's our turn and this time we're gonna get it
Cause this year we got Andy Pettitte
Killer B's, Clemens up on the mound
Time has come to pay, cause we're going all the way
They better ge on their knees and pray
We won't get beat again
Revenge, it had to come
We knew it all along
We waited for the Cardinals all year along
And Bagwell's gonna hit, even though his shoulder split
And Suzy wants to see Brad Ausmus in a thong
It's our turn and this time we're gonna get it
Cause this year we got Andy Pettitte
Killer B's, Clemens up on the mound
Time has come to pay, cause we're going all the way
They better ge on their knees and pray
We won't get beat again
YEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meet the new booss
Say good bye to the old boss
Killer Bees
They keep more Chandin in the Astros locker room
Back before the All Star break
Chronicle had a men or two
We had a remedy, Clemens, Mendy, and pitching staff
With cahanooes you can't deny
Deveras and bra-less(?!?!) and of course there's Everette
And Berkman went to Rice
They're the Killer Beeeees
Bagwell and Biggio, dynamite but that you know
Garaunteed to blow your mind
Ticket scalper has his price, bend over he'll take a bite
Wanna biteeee
To avoid complications
He never kept the same address
Carlos Beltran he sold out to the New York Mets
The Rocket got a Hummer and makes more than a plumber
Dean and Rog watch the game and drink themselves wine
Finally in the Series, and we're gonna win it
Put the champagne on ice
They're the Killer Beeeees
Bagwell and Biggio, dynamite but that you know
Garaunteed to blow your mind
Ticket scalper has his price, bend over he'll take a bite
Wanna biteeee
Astros Are Gonna Knock You Out
Don't call it a come back
We've been wating for years
Living for fears, getting beaten by queers
Drinking our beers, as a rain like monsoon
But now I gotta go into
Rocket, indistructable, make the Cardinals look like the Hustubiles
Berkmans bobs, Oswalts arms
Make the White Sox call their mommy
La Russo such a grouch, listen through holes
You better find your own couch
Crazy Eckstein, drop your pixies sticks
Now we got the White Sox to 86
I'm gonna knock you out
Astros knock you out
Rocket is gonna strike you out
Astros knock you out!
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Now off to Chi town
Gonna beat the down the Sox
Give 'em the knocks
Take them down with small pox
Nowhere to stop, our mighty 'Stros will win
Now our batter know the X-Men Series
Never forget, give the Sox explosive shit
Just you wait, team a bank, put you in the bed in a vegative state
H-Town boys gonna beat you purple, better call Steve Erkel
Now sit down and let that maraniate
'Stros goin all the way
I'm gonna knock you out
Astros knock you out
Rocket is gonna strike you out
Astros knock you out!
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Alright, so all of this WAS BY EAR! Yeah, I so rule ^_^. There are some of it I didn't understand so if you listen to the songs, you can do it by yourself.
The non-rapping song was by the Dean and Rog singers. And the rap was by Intern Mark and Intern Jizz-Ames (James.) Hope you enjoy it. ^_^
DO YOU BEE-LIEVE?!?!?!?!
DO YOU?!?!?!?
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
GO ASTROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!~~!!!!!1
Edit: You can some of these song on The Arrow (calssic Rock, 93.7. They're bloody funny and fun to listen to) in the morning with Dean and Rog. And if y'all are wondering Suzy is, she's the news anchor. Brad Ausmus comes to talk to them on random times (really, RANDOM) and so does Roger Clemens (but he's scheaduled), since Dean and Rog gave him a Hummer as a plea to join the Astros.