Jan 23, 2010 21:52
I can be a bit lactose intolerant, if I overdo things.
I will be having cheese tortellini in alfredo sauce for dinner tonight.
I've also had an entire box of Triscuits in the past 24 hours.
Irresistible force meets immovable object. Whatever happens, this won't end well.
Notify my next of kin, please.