this fits me
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I pulled over and changed aflockofmeese's flat tire (15 points). Last Tuesday I gave cokie2323 a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In May I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Friday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In February I bought porn for xxxerniexxx (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-713 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
anemptyuniverse