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[stinglikeabat]

[Earlier, Joachim had remembered more or less how his non-standard transformations worked and had spent a productive afternoon beating up the ubiquitous low-leveled monsters outside city limits until his biorhythms hit exactly the right point

Comments

[rainbowbrush]

Wh-whaaaaaaaaat?! How do you know my name?

[stinglikeabat]

Ha ha ha! It's me, Joachim!

I told you you'd be surprised!

[rainbowbrush]

No way!

Seriously?!

[stinglikeabat]

Seriously indeed!

[He zips around the room for a few seconds before coming to a hover in front of the camera.]

Pretty cool, wouldn't you say?

[rainbowbrush]

Yeah! How'd you do it? Are you a were-bat?

[stinglikeabat]

Something like that!

Do they have vampires where you come from?

[rainbowbrush]

Uh-huh, but I've never met one. I don't think so, anyway.

Are you a vampire? Do you drink the blood of young innocent virgins to stay alive?

[stinglikeabat]

Well, I sure don't!

I couldn't very well go around asking people about their virginity. That would be pretty rude! And so would drinking their blood, now that I think about it!

[rainbowbrush]

You could just go after little kids... like me...!

Are you gonna eat me?!

[stinglikeabat]

What? No!

I only eat bad guys, okay! So calm down!

[rainbowbrush]

You really eat people?! Really?! Ewww, gross!

[stinglikeabat]

It's only a bit of an energy drain! It doesn't even break the skin!

...Also, I can't quite remember how to do it.

[rainbowbrush]

Ohhhh. That's different! You eat souls, not blood!

[stinglikeabat]

Pretty much!

I prefer regular food, though, don't forget it! Souls are more of an emergency thing.

[rainbowbrush]

What do souls taste like?

[stinglikeabat]

Kind of salty.