Shit, let's be Santa
The other day, Dave found an anemoi stuck in a crack in the sidewalk. Who knows how it got there, but hey free memories. That doesn't necessarily explain where this enormous pile of STUFF he suddenly has came from.
Notable things from the pile include (in case you can't tell from the picture.):
-Sword with a peanuts themed freezer (adds...uh...cold damage, I guess.)
-Plushie puppet abomination trapped in amber
-Plushie puppet abomination made of amber
-Felt Plushie without pants
-hovering PC (All files that might give insight to Dave's past or identity have been erased.)
-Extra swanky suits
-Camera that makes an unbelievably shitty webcomic about whatever you take a picture of
-lighter than air skateboard
-Pile of card-suit themed throwing stars ("Suitarangs")
-JPEG artifact sword
-Mr. T fetus in a jar.
[Video, that stuff is visible in the background]
It's fuckin' christmas in here. Who wants some weird crap?
[1% spent on how to access Sylladex.]
Notable things from the pile include (in case you can't tell from the picture.):
-Sword with a peanuts themed freezer (adds...uh...cold damage, I guess.)
-Plushie puppet abomination trapped in amber
-Plushie puppet abomination made of amber
-Felt Plushie without pants
-hovering PC (All files that might give insight to Dave's past or identity have been erased.)
-Extra swanky suits
-Camera that makes an unbelievably shitty webcomic about whatever you take a picture of
-lighter than air skateboard
-Pile of card-suit themed throwing stars ("Suitarangs")
-JPEG artifact sword
-Mr. T fetus in a jar.
[Video, that stuff is visible in the background]
It's fuckin' christmas in here. Who wants some weird crap?
[1% spent on how to access Sylladex.]