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Ugh.. last night's dream...
I was at this table in a restaurant with all these people.. The lady next to me was about 65, but she had tattoos and piercings everywhere... And you know those lobe stretchers? Well, she had a huge one... IN HER NOSE. Like.. Ugh.. it was, like an inch and a half in diameter.
ANYWAY, she took it out and asked me to put it back in for her. At the table. I later found out that she was "into" me and this was her way of flirting.. Anyway, I was trying to put it back in, but I had to keep stretching her nose to try to make it fit.
Ugh, seriously, I feel like gagging right now, just typing this...
So I was stretching her nose to try to get this thing in there and then all these blackheads on her nose starting... ugh.. popping, I guess... That's when I noticed that coming out of her nose was what looked like very pale earth worms... In my dream someone told me they were some kind of parasite... They looked like Asian rice noodles or something. Anyway, I kept actually touching them with my fingers.
Alright, then cut to me a few minutes later... With NOODLES IN MY MOUTH. Chewing and chewing and chewing, but they'd never go away. And I kept looking for a place to spit them out, but they just wouldn't go anywhere..
Whew.. Now that I've painted that picture for you all, I'm going to try to forget about it.
I was at this table in a restaurant with all these people.. The lady next to me was about 65, but she had tattoos and piercings everywhere... And you know those lobe stretchers? Well, she had a huge one... IN HER NOSE. Like.. Ugh.. it was, like an inch and a half in diameter.
ANYWAY, she took it out and asked me to put it back in for her. At the table. I later found out that she was "into" me and this was her way of flirting.. Anyway, I was trying to put it back in, but I had to keep stretching her nose to try to make it fit.
Ugh, seriously, I feel like gagging right now, just typing this...
So I was stretching her nose to try to get this thing in there and then all these blackheads on her nose starting... ugh.. popping, I guess... That's when I noticed that coming out of her nose was what looked like very pale earth worms... In my dream someone told me they were some kind of parasite... They looked like Asian rice noodles or something. Anyway, I kept actually touching them with my fingers.
Alright, then cut to me a few minutes later... With NOODLES IN MY MOUTH. Chewing and chewing and chewing, but they'd never go away. And I kept looking for a place to spit them out, but they just wouldn't go anywhere..
Whew.. Now that I've painted that picture for you all, I'm going to try to forget about it.