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OK... Who has the Colin Farrell sex tape?
I DO! I DO!
And as long as I've looked for it, I haven't even watched it yet. I skipped through it to make sure it was entire thing (yep! All thirteen minutes! and no cumshot...) It seems like a pretty big DUD, though. You'd think that being an actor he'd care a little more about the angles and lighting, but nah.. The part I did see, though, was the section where the woman keeps getting his pubes stuck in her teeth... Which was odd because it was so... I don't know... Normal and real and slightly gross... And everytime I skimmed further and stopped he was saying the same thing: "Oh, you're so fuckin' garrrjuss... Gimme your lucky charrrms..." OK, well.. he wasn't saying the Lucky Charms part, but.... You know... Given the other crap that was coming out of his mouth, I wouldn't have been surprised...
Moving on... I realize now that I never wrote about seeing Brokeback Mountain this past weekend... And I just don't have the energy to right now... it's great and a monumental film and blah blah blah... I'm not diminishing it at all... I'm just TIRED!!! I will say that Jake's character was EAGER to stick that ass up in the air... I mean, as soon as he knew it was "on", he was on all fours in a HEARTBEAT. Which was hot.
Speaking of hot... I've been thinking about retro porn stars lately... I miss 80's porn... So today starts my irregular posts of my fave 80's porn stars... Today? Jerry Butler:
To have made as many films as he has, there are little to no pictures of him out there... he was blackballed (heh heh) from the adult film industry for writing a tell-all book that pissed a lot of people off... Anyway, he was greasy, kinda gross and not that fit and I thought he was so hot when I was, like, 13.
I DO! I DO!
And as long as I've looked for it, I haven't even watched it yet. I skipped through it to make sure it was entire thing (yep! All thirteen minutes! and no cumshot...) It seems like a pretty big DUD, though. You'd think that being an actor he'd care a little more about the angles and lighting, but nah.. The part I did see, though, was the section where the woman keeps getting his pubes stuck in her teeth... Which was odd because it was so... I don't know... Normal and real and slightly gross... And everytime I skimmed further and stopped he was saying the same thing: "Oh, you're so fuckin' garrrjuss... Gimme your lucky charrrms..." OK, well.. he wasn't saying the Lucky Charms part, but.... You know... Given the other crap that was coming out of his mouth, I wouldn't have been surprised...
Moving on... I realize now that I never wrote about seeing Brokeback Mountain this past weekend... And I just don't have the energy to right now... it's great and a monumental film and blah blah blah... I'm not diminishing it at all... I'm just TIRED!!! I will say that Jake's character was EAGER to stick that ass up in the air... I mean, as soon as he knew it was "on", he was on all fours in a HEARTBEAT. Which was hot.
Speaking of hot... I've been thinking about retro porn stars lately... I miss 80's porn... So today starts my irregular posts of my fave 80's porn stars... Today? Jerry Butler:
To have made as many films as he has, there are little to no pictures of him out there... he was blackballed (heh heh) from the adult film industry for writing a tell-all book that pissed a lot of people off... Anyway, he was greasy, kinda gross and not that fit and I thought he was so hot when I was, like, 13.