The internets are gr8.

[andysouthpaw]

I saw this exchange on a chat window for an internet site where you can watch TV.

I don't know why I find it so funny...

joe: I like wieners.
Frank: I hate olives.
joe: I hate olives too.
Frank: I hate wieners.
joe: I love wieners. It's the wiener theory.
Frank: You suck. Your name isn't even Joe.
joe: Your name isn't Frank.
Frank: Your mom's name is Frank.
joe: Will you give me the signal?
Frank: There is no signal.
joe: Can I kiss you still?
Frank: Ew.
joe: But Frank…
Frank: NO.