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Meme stolen from scani
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In August I gave susiebeeca a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In September I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In July I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In March I gave edhorch a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-739 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
andysaunders
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In August I gave susiebeeca a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In September I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In July I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In March I gave edhorch a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-739 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
andysaunders