Toilet and poo jokes - crudeness alert!!
A friends post reminded me of a couple of my favorite jokes from years ago. (Thanks Kate - cheered me up).
A man walked into a pub and asked the barman for 5 pints of guiness. Barman assumes he is waiting for someone and serves hin the 5 pints. The man takes them back to his table and necks the lot in double quick time. He returns to the bar and orders 5 pints of lager, again he necks them. Then follows 5 pints of cider, then bitter. The barman looks on. After this binge the man staggers up to the bar and asks "do you serve shorts mate"? "Certainly sir, what would you like" he repies. "Large please, I think Ive shat myself"!
Two flies sat on a turd and one of them farts. The other one says "do you mind, Im eating"!
A man walked into a pub and asked the barman for 5 pints of guiness. Barman assumes he is waiting for someone and serves hin the 5 pints. The man takes them back to his table and necks the lot in double quick time. He returns to the bar and orders 5 pints of lager, again he necks them. Then follows 5 pints of cider, then bitter. The barman looks on. After this binge the man staggers up to the bar and asks "do you serve shorts mate"? "Certainly sir, what would you like" he repies. "Large please, I think Ive shat myself"!
Two flies sat on a turd and one of them farts. The other one says "do you mind, Im eating"!