Knock Knock

Jan 08, 2008 22:37

Apparently two Mormon missionaries stopped by while I was napping today, and my parents sent them away without harassing them first. They were girl missionaries, which I didn't realize existed.

I would have really enjoyed the chance to talk with them and inquire about their special underwear, find out whether they have baptized any of my relatives that died in the Holocaust, and what I can do to help vanquish Lord Xenu from the earth.

Do they have Mormon missionaries in St. Louis?
Previous post Next post
Up