It's not so hard

[andymachine]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I helped starfroot hide a body (-173 points). In March gracie47674 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In April I gave kendallbenz a kidney (1000 points). Last Wednesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole superawzie's purse (30 points). Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that, thunt3434 (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4132 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
andymachine