511: LOL spells Zombies!
So, background: on Sundays, the language lab is the only part of Deihl open--in order to get to the bathroom, you have to go through the door (which locks behind you) down the hallway, left through the lobby, out another door (which also locks behind you) right through another door (which does not lock behind you, actually) and through yet another one and then you're in the bathroom.
The monitor on duty, Frankie, goes to the bathroom, and comes back through the door on the other side several minutes later, shaking.
F: That was so scary! It was so dark!
A: Well, what could possibly happen to you in the dark?
F: Zombies!
I find her following explanation utterly hilarious:
"It was so dark as I was going down the hallway, so I tired going back, but the door was locked, so I turned on the light on my phone and inched forward..."
XD Someone's been watching one too many horror movies, eh, cmpriest ? ;P