371: Those Clever Azn Evangelicals!
Scene: Upper Quad.
Action: Andy is on his way to dinner; is cut off by Azns with pamphlets.
A: Do you have a few minutes?
M: For what?
A: We're preaching the gospel.
M: I'm sorry, I'm a heretic and a blasphemer, so I think talking to me would just make you angry.
Exeunt.
***
This, to me, is the biggest sign that I've grown up since 2005--I have finally mastered how to say no to gospelers, even without a door!
(I think the turning around that *I* would make *them* angry with my blasphemes is particularly brilliant--next time the Jehovah's come, y'all should try just saying, "Fuck God" right in their faces! ^_^)
*Yeah, I live to be offensive. ;P
Action: Andy is on his way to dinner; is cut off by Azns with pamphlets.
A: Do you have a few minutes?
M: For what?
A: We're preaching the gospel.
M: I'm sorry, I'm a heretic and a blasphemer, so I think talking to me would just make you angry.
Exeunt.
***
This, to me, is the biggest sign that I've grown up since 2005--I have finally mastered how to say no to gospelers, even without a door!
(I think the turning around that *I* would make *them* angry with my blasphemes is particularly brilliant--next time the Jehovah's come, y'all should try just saying, "Fuck God" right in their faces! ^_^)
*Yeah, I live to be offensive. ;P