Dec 11, 2006 15:17
I just noticed I have a tag on my pants that says "keep away from fire." I believe in the interest of safety it should also say "these pants not suitable for liars."
I must say I'm inspired by all the folks updating lately, it make me want to update too. The problem I've run into is this: nothing exciting happens to me anymore. Things used to be great. I would try to walk across the street and I would get hit by a Tahoe; I would take long naps on Mike's couch while he played FF VII; and I would constantly answer the question "what would so-in-so do if he was attacked by a ninja in the shower?" Things were good, exciting, novel. I must be getting old. Things are good, but they aren't exciting. I walk across the street all the time without getting hit by Tahoes; I take naps every day only to wake up to the TV; and few people are attacked by ninjas. I miss those days. I thought about driving to the beach, but then I thought "no, its too cold." Something is wrong with that, but I don't know what.