today...
marks two years with Justin. :)
This weekend we will be going to Austin for a little weekend getaway. I'm uber excited. We booked 2 nights at the Hilton Garden Inn which is within walking distance of 6th street. It will be a weekend full of good sex, really good weed, and what i anticipate will be overpriced drinks (I've never been to 6th so we will see). Oh and love and stuff.
This is exactly what I want. A weekend away from everything. Just me and Justin. Not worrying about FUCKING ANYTHING for a few days. God I want to cream myself just thinking about it.
GOD DAMNIT WHY CANT IT BE FRIDAY RIGHT NOW?!?! only 3 days to go only 3 days to go
I'll leave you now with a FML that i think is one of the best ones I have ever read.
enjoy...
Today, I was going to have sex with my hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was "pollo frito". I then proceeded to have sex, constantly screaming pollo frito for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
This weekend we will be going to Austin for a little weekend getaway. I'm uber excited. We booked 2 nights at the Hilton Garden Inn which is within walking distance of 6th street. It will be a weekend full of good sex, really good weed, and what i anticipate will be overpriced drinks (I've never been to 6th so we will see). Oh and love and stuff.
This is exactly what I want. A weekend away from everything. Just me and Justin. Not worrying about FUCKING ANYTHING for a few days. God I want to cream myself just thinking about it.
GOD DAMNIT WHY CANT IT BE FRIDAY RIGHT NOW?!?! only 3 days to go only 3 days to go
I'll leave you now with a FML that i think is one of the best ones I have ever read.
enjoy...
Today, I was going to have sex with my hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was "pollo frito". I then proceeded to have sex, constantly screaming pollo frito for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML