My first attempt at Star Wars fanfiction
The Empire Strikes Back, AU from the middle of the movie. PG
A/N: It's on TV at the moment, and I haven't seen it since I was 15. I couldn't resist the opportunity.
"You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life."
"I happen to like nice men."
"I'm a nice man."
"No, you're not. You're..."
Leia felt Han's hot lips capture her own, her trembling hands against his forceful chest, his manly length pressing her back, further and further...before she could protest, he ---
"Sir, sir! I've isolated the reverse power flux coupling." A delighted C3P-O was in the doorway, and Han had turned to glare at him. Leia reached behind, grabbed a crowbar, and hit him in the nuts.
As Han writhed in pain on the floor, Leia smirked. "Scoundrels are over-rated, Captain".
A/N: It's on TV at the moment, and I haven't seen it since I was 15. I couldn't resist the opportunity.
"You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life."
"I happen to like nice men."
"I'm a nice man."
"No, you're not. You're..."
Leia felt Han's hot lips capture her own, her trembling hands against his forceful chest, his manly length pressing her back, further and further...before she could protest, he ---
"Sir, sir! I've isolated the reverse power flux coupling." A delighted C3P-O was in the doorway, and Han had turned to glare at him. Leia reached behind, grabbed a crowbar, and hit him in the nuts.
As Han writhed in pain on the floor, Leia smirked. "Scoundrels are over-rated, Captain".