Sep 05, 2011 02:49
[Oh my god.
Hilbert staring intensely at the screen. With a beer hat. So intensely...
... then he bursts into laughter, bumping his head on the desk as he jerks around happily. He groans, rubbing his head.]
Ge... geeeeeeEEEEZ! That huuuurt~
ohnoesss,
vatheon,
minor with a beer hat,
reputation is -110
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With a crown on his head.
He looks impressed, Hilbert. Oh yes. So very impressed. ]
And here I was beginning to think you did indeed have the potential to become a Hero.
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Pfffft!
[OH MY GOD HE IS SO FUNNNYYYY.]
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You are inebriated, aren't you?
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... Tch, don't use such big words! [Just going to gently lay his head down. You aren't helping.] My head hurts...~
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Tell me where you are, Hilbert.
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Where is he? Um. Eye squinting, let's see... Oh.]
Home. I think. I don't knoooow... the walls look like vomit.
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[ Which he is. Stepping into Hilbert's room like he owns the place. ]
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Spiraling...
Ahh, he might throw up. Jerking up, he slaps a hand over his mouth. Stayinstayinstayin--
And Hilbert suddenly notices N at the corner of his eye. He squints again. That isn't a walking tree, right?] I don't remember... inviting any plants into my house?
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I am not a plant.
[ He steps over, grasping Hilbert's chin and tilting his face upwards. ]
How much alcohol have you consumed? Have you had any water, recently?
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How is that anyyyy of your busy-ness?
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[ Huff. ]
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[;;
Leaning forward so he can put his arms around yooou--oh hey, he's hugging you around the stomach. Not much strength to stand up right now. Oh well, just going to nuzzle right here.]
How nice~
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What even is...?
Eh. He likes cuddling. So you get petted on the head, Hilbert. ]
That is not helping.
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[Nuzzle nuzzle...
A few moments of silence and you might notice something weird. Drool. Drool soaking into your shirt.
He fell asleep in the most awkward position.]
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Ew.
Human drool.
N peels Hilbert off of him and promptly picks him up to take him to bed. ]
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JUST KIDDING, HE WAS DOZING OFF, BUT BEING SUDDENLY PICKED UP IS MUCH MORE TRIPPY. HE'S FLOATING.
Oh.
It's just that green thing. Err, guy.]
Uwahhh... Even leaves are soft like a pillow. [He dares to mess with that hair of yours, clinging with arms around his neck.
~*~The greatest pillow ever~*~]
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