Things I'm Suddenly Cluing Into
*I really need to learn the ins and outs of powerpoint, given the amount of presentations I'm going to be pulling off next year (I can't rely on my personality alone to get through them all, although I have gone in there, rambled, and come out with a 75% before, with next to no visual aids....aside from a picture of Tony Danza).
*As much as I love the idea of staying home for the summer, I still am going to miss camp...particularly the shitloads of money I'd be making, with very little in the way of vices to part ways with my money.
*I learned how to make a Zombie...only its not an actual Zombie, because I have no idea what to substitute for jamaica rum (malibu??) and 151-proof is illegal in this country. So I'm naming it a White Zombie (copyright enfringement WHAT!) AAAND I now know how to make margaritas...sans frozen mix...I'm just that good on the fly. So I'm pretty sure thats the key to a woman's heart....through her liver...with a margarita....booya. But I'm more proud of the zombie though, because I made it right on the first try, and was apparently so good that the woman wanted another. And the sad part is that Kirk gets all the credit just for walking it over to them, whereas I actually made the magic. Ah well.
ITS FUCKING COLD OUT!!! I don't wanna cut the grass, but I'll probably have to anyway....I'll just combine it into a workout and throw some scrubs and a marathon shirt on for the trip down the rotary trail.
*As much as I love the idea of staying home for the summer, I still am going to miss camp...particularly the shitloads of money I'd be making, with very little in the way of vices to part ways with my money.
*I learned how to make a Zombie...only its not an actual Zombie, because I have no idea what to substitute for jamaica rum (malibu??) and 151-proof is illegal in this country. So I'm naming it a White Zombie (copyright enfringement WHAT!) AAAND I now know how to make margaritas...sans frozen mix...I'm just that good on the fly. So I'm pretty sure thats the key to a woman's heart....through her liver...with a margarita....booya. But I'm more proud of the zombie though, because I made it right on the first try, and was apparently so good that the woman wanted another. And the sad part is that Kirk gets all the credit just for walking it over to them, whereas I actually made the magic. Ah well.
ITS FUCKING COLD OUT!!! I don't wanna cut the grass, but I'll probably have to anyway....I'll just combine it into a workout and throw some scrubs and a marathon shirt on for the trip down the rotary trail.