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Alright now Bryce, I promised a sci fi post by today (afternoon) but it isn't happening.
I had fully planned on it but i went out to Best Buy and Borders to spend some rewards points/gift card, and I stood in borders for 2 hours with decision anxiety until I had a full on queer ass menopause style anxiety attack. Cuz I mean, it's a $20 gift card, AND I had a 30 percent off ONE book voucher. so since it's 20 bucks and Im trying not to spend any extra cash, it's like, I have to run around and do math- it's not enough for a really good big book, but it's too much for just one normal book, and it's not quite enough for two decent books (and the 30% is only going to apply to one book), so I mean what the fuck?!
Then i start to think, hey when is someone working here finally gonna notice that ive been walking back and forth between sections rearranging all their books and writing in the air trying to do math (I've been awake for like 16 hours at this point) so do i get the Danger Girl graphic novel and a little miniature garden gnome and still have a dollar sixteen left on the card (WHOS GONNA LUG AROUND A CREDIT CARD WITH ONE A DOLLAR SIXTEEN ON IT) or do I like go OVER and buy this giant fuckin book on the Saracens and Templars in the third crusade, and yet not have any comic books full of big titted hotties?! maybe I'll just go buy two small joke books, like some Dave Barry type shit- BORDERS DOESNT HAVE A HUMOR SECTION. I CIRCLED THE STORE THREE TIMES, and I end up in Adolescent literature- What am i doing here? Everyone's staring now cuz they think Im some fuckin illiterate who wants to start off with something small- no not Harry potter those are too long for me guys, I need something like, yeah here it is, The Rats of Nimh.
THEN I go to Best Buy and I see a bunch of shit I want, and I have a Rewards Zone (ZONEEEE) voucher for ten dollars, so im still zooming around trying to do calculations with how much money i technically have versus how much of it is cash and jesus, I wanted the Sin City Soundtrack, The new Fire and Ice dvd that comes with an hour and a half documentary about frank frazetta, and the new Sin City badass edition- But I can really logistically only get one of these things but MAYBE two, if I dont want to have any money for gas within the next few days. So i had a melt down in there too and contemplated just getting The Thundercats dvd box set- But then i check it out and it's fifty fucking bucks, for the second half of JUST THE FIRST SEASON. Now Im not sure how this is possible cuz it had thirty two fuckin episodes on it- doesnt that work out to sixty four episodes for one season of a cartoon? Whereas normal tv shows like Rescue Me or something, theyve got like 12 episodes per season, so is something on here a misprint, I dont know. Plus, they werent even carrying the first half of the god damn season.
To top it off, ever notice how best Buy makes their aisles approximately thirteen fucking inches wide? How the fuck are you supposed to go down those aisles without dry humping every other customer in the store? Scue me, yeah, sorry, i just want to get to the aerobics tap- Sorry, yeah thats my foot, Jazzercise? Does anyone down there see Jazzercise? Cuz they evidently want us to shop by playing Whisper Telephone, CUZ WE CANT ALL WALK DOWN THE AISLE AT THE SAMEW FUCKIN TIME. I ended up with the rugged edition of Sin City and a life span shortened by two years.
So yeah, you're not getting your post until I can relax. Im gonna eat a salad and watch a matt damon movie (bourne supremacy- I hear he takes his shirt off).
PS CHECK THE MOOD CELESTE LOL LETS HAVE PHONE SEX K
I had fully planned on it but i went out to Best Buy and Borders to spend some rewards points/gift card, and I stood in borders for 2 hours with decision anxiety until I had a full on queer ass menopause style anxiety attack. Cuz I mean, it's a $20 gift card, AND I had a 30 percent off ONE book voucher. so since it's 20 bucks and Im trying not to spend any extra cash, it's like, I have to run around and do math- it's not enough for a really good big book, but it's too much for just one normal book, and it's not quite enough for two decent books (and the 30% is only going to apply to one book), so I mean what the fuck?!
Then i start to think, hey when is someone working here finally gonna notice that ive been walking back and forth between sections rearranging all their books and writing in the air trying to do math (I've been awake for like 16 hours at this point) so do i get the Danger Girl graphic novel and a little miniature garden gnome and still have a dollar sixteen left on the card (WHOS GONNA LUG AROUND A CREDIT CARD WITH ONE A DOLLAR SIXTEEN ON IT) or do I like go OVER and buy this giant fuckin book on the Saracens and Templars in the third crusade, and yet not have any comic books full of big titted hotties?! maybe I'll just go buy two small joke books, like some Dave Barry type shit- BORDERS DOESNT HAVE A HUMOR SECTION. I CIRCLED THE STORE THREE TIMES, and I end up in Adolescent literature- What am i doing here? Everyone's staring now cuz they think Im some fuckin illiterate who wants to start off with something small- no not Harry potter those are too long for me guys, I need something like, yeah here it is, The Rats of Nimh.
THEN I go to Best Buy and I see a bunch of shit I want, and I have a Rewards Zone (ZONEEEE) voucher for ten dollars, so im still zooming around trying to do calculations with how much money i technically have versus how much of it is cash and jesus, I wanted the Sin City Soundtrack, The new Fire and Ice dvd that comes with an hour and a half documentary about frank frazetta, and the new Sin City badass edition- But I can really logistically only get one of these things but MAYBE two, if I dont want to have any money for gas within the next few days. So i had a melt down in there too and contemplated just getting The Thundercats dvd box set- But then i check it out and it's fifty fucking bucks, for the second half of JUST THE FIRST SEASON. Now Im not sure how this is possible cuz it had thirty two fuckin episodes on it- doesnt that work out to sixty four episodes for one season of a cartoon? Whereas normal tv shows like Rescue Me or something, theyve got like 12 episodes per season, so is something on here a misprint, I dont know. Plus, they werent even carrying the first half of the god damn season.
To top it off, ever notice how best Buy makes their aisles approximately thirteen fucking inches wide? How the fuck are you supposed to go down those aisles without dry humping every other customer in the store? Scue me, yeah, sorry, i just want to get to the aerobics tap- Sorry, yeah thats my foot, Jazzercise? Does anyone down there see Jazzercise? Cuz they evidently want us to shop by playing Whisper Telephone, CUZ WE CANT ALL WALK DOWN THE AISLE AT THE SAMEW FUCKIN TIME. I ended up with the rugged edition of Sin City and a life span shortened by two years.
So yeah, you're not getting your post until I can relax. Im gonna eat a salad and watch a matt damon movie (bourne supremacy- I hear he takes his shirt off).
PS CHECK THE MOOD CELESTE LOL LETS HAVE PHONE SEX K