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Went to an 'American' sports bar last night where all the british people say how much they hate Americans while singing to American music (they dont have any of their own). They especially love Van Morrison, Billy Joel, and Brian Adams. Paul and I and our new buddy Jessica finally got an open table and sat down, and all the girls from another american dorm took advantage of us by packing into our table. Apparently they were from seattle and san diego or something. I dont know if they remember us because I shot one of them my famous smile and she didnt really react. Whateverrr
The dorm is three houses connected since everything in london is built right onto everything else. It's literally a fucking maze and I get lost stone sober. The shower is a glass box two feet up off the ground barely big enough for me and Im small. And the toilet is in a separate room without a sink, because the sink is in our bedroom. They really like being inefficient and they've actually said this out loud. Im usually either hungry or thirsty.
The dorm is three houses connected since everything in london is built right onto everything else. It's literally a fucking maze and I get lost stone sober. The shower is a glass box two feet up off the ground barely big enough for me and Im small. And the toilet is in a separate room without a sink, because the sink is in our bedroom. They really like being inefficient and they've actually said this out loud. Im usually either hungry or thirsty.