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alright, so I haven't updated in a while. Nothing great or amazing has been happening in my life. It hasn't been bad. It's been pretty good. But nothing crazy awesome. Until tonight! Alright. So Frank is my Italian neighbor up here. And Chris is his roommate. Chris is pretty uptight, non-easy going. Gets really mad when people touch his stuff. Especially his bed. I know bc one night while he was away I slept over there and he flipped out. Chris is really tall, and very skinny. And he swears a lot. Kind of not your model roommate. I am! JK. I know I'm not the model roommate. I'm better with some people than with others, probably. Anyhow, so Chris has been a bit of a pain in Frank's butt recently. So tonight, Chris is gone. At some point in time, Frank and Nate (a random guy from down the hall that we hang out with quite a bit) decide to take Chris' bed down (they are bunk beds, and Chris' is on top) and place it in the middle of the room. There is no more room in the room now, it's awesome. Then we got Dana (another random guy from down the hall) to pose on Chris bedwith his shirt off, legs spread out and a box of Chris' sprite (which he is very defensive of and doesn't share, lol) between his legs. We have a couple of pictures of Dana, one with his thumbs up, and one with him suggestively rubbing his nipples (which are pierced...odd, lol). Oh yeah, Dana is wearing Chris' sunglasses and Frank's mullet wig. So we have some good pictures. Then (Chris still isn't back) they put a few pictures of Dana on Chris' bed on his pillow, and put Chris' teddy bear in the bed with a package of Chris' cookies between its legs, with Chris' sunglasses on the bear/cookies. Chris came in, we were all in our room (not Frank's/Chris') and we could hear him swearing. So we walked in and he started threatening us and swearing, and we were all laughing so hard we couldn't breathe. He was flipping out on Frank, saying that he couldn't take any more of this (edited) "fricking crap you butthole put that bed the frick back right fricking now, I'm going to kick your butt I'm not in the mood tonight with all this crap that's been going on today, I'm not talking to you for 2 days butthole, do you know what kind of crap has been going on today? I'm sick of this crap, put that fricking bed back up there right the frick now." Frank and I are rolling. We are terrible people. But it's awesome. Doh! I almost forgot this is two nights in a row with poor Chris getting Practical joked upon. Last night we taped his mouse down, put his pillow in a plastic carrying case and taped the phone down. We had awesome timing on that one. Chris walked in and tried to move his mouse: "Come on you buttholes you're going to ruin the fricking laser" Then I (who had quickly run back to my room) called, and Chris went to pick up the phone. "Gosh Dang you gay buttholes" Then Frank was like hey Chris...uh...look at your pillow! Because he didn't have the patience for Chris to discover it on his own. It was awesome. We are mean. And we are awesome! I'm so hyper and pumped up! Alright, so I'm out for now.