12 -3 tongue-in-cheek
i dont know what to say. i slept alot today. i'm getting fat. i have no friends here so i eat alot of shitty food. it would be pitiful if it wasnt so disgusting. i guess i'll have to get pissed off at something so i can get motivated to do anything. god should prove a decent antagonist. or how about the Bush regime / er i mean Bush administration. regime is what you call a tyranical dictatorship. oh, wait, i did mean regime. haha. very funny i am tonight. hehehe. <---- read with a satirical, self-deprecating air
i have recently re-discovered milk. i can't say i really missed it. it seems to be worming its way back into my diet via a co-conspirator they call 'cereal' (i believe he goes by 'cheerios' on the street.) side effects include, but are not limited to: loose stool, bad breath, weight gain, mild nausea, and persistant recurring chronic genital discomfort.
on second thought, the genital discomfort might be due to other things.
i get to meet with kate tomorrow at 11. read her journal, she'll tell you all about it. i have never seen her glow and swoon as she does when i approach.
you know, she smells better than most of the company i keep. most parts of her, anyway.
j/k
oh and i'm supposed to go get my warts removed tomorrow. i'm sure everyone wanted to know that. i was going to do it myself, but i was afraid i'd freeze my whole dick off. its not very big.
oh and i think i might have a shiity phone job again. yay, i guess.
i have recently re-discovered milk. i can't say i really missed it. it seems to be worming its way back into my diet via a co-conspirator they call 'cereal' (i believe he goes by 'cheerios' on the street.) side effects include, but are not limited to: loose stool, bad breath, weight gain, mild nausea, and persistant recurring chronic genital discomfort.
on second thought, the genital discomfort might be due to other things.
i get to meet with kate tomorrow at 11. read her journal, she'll tell you all about it. i have never seen her glow and swoon as she does when i approach.
you know, she smells better than most of the company i keep. most parts of her, anyway.
j/k
oh and i'm supposed to go get my warts removed tomorrow. i'm sure everyone wanted to know that. i was going to do it myself, but i was afraid i'd freeze my whole dick off. its not very big.
oh and i think i might have a shiity phone job again. yay, i guess.