It was a draw...
So me and the golf course sized up each other and it ended up a draw. Course started out pretty damn strong giving me shit the first couple of holes but then the overwhelming talent and overall athleticism that is I took the upperhand down the stretch. Sadly the dinner bell ended the contest short. But I am convinced I would have ended up the victor had it gone all the way. The course just did not have the stamina to keep up with all that is Juan. There will be next week though, when well see who's adapted to the encounter and primed themselves for triumph. So stay tuned for next weeks contest, you sure dont want to miss it, itll be "glorious", to say the least. Yeah so after golf had some terrible food to say the least. Damn government has to feed us with dog food. And even the dog food I've tasted is better "spitting gesture". Got a haircut. Hair is looking good though, growing out nice and thinner everyday and just a little bit grayer too. That reminds me I would like to get my hair dyed sometime soon. Tooda-Loo